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Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’
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Price of Barrel With Diddy Kong Stuffed Inside Reaches All Time Low
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RANKED: The Top 1 Giant Space Worms in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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Hand-Washing Speedruns Condemned by World Health Organization
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Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck
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Stoner Can Quit Smoking Weed Anytime Joe Rogan Wants
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Stoner Immediately Forgets Spoiler
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Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic
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‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed
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Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings
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99 Children Found Dead at Local Fortnite Rehab Center
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Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek
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Gaming Mouse Has More Buttons Than Keyboard
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Dodo Airlines Asks For 50 Billion Bell Bail Out
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Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain
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Coked-Up MatPat Tries to Use Pokémon Let’s Go! Eevee to Solve JonBenét Ramsey Case
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Middle School Student Arrested After Attempted Kamehameha Actually Works
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Vegeta Presents Goku with Lifetime Achievement Honor at Crunchyroll Awards
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Eeek! A Bug’s Life. What a Wretched Film
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