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if you're writing a movie villain and can't think of a weakness just slap on a hatred of high pitched noises for some fucking reason
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Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed
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haha when did u guys stop doing satire articles (sign up for our newsletter and feel free to log the hell off by going to thehardtimes.net/newsletter)
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Soulja Boy Sues Fortnite For Not Putting His Dance in Their Game
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Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn’t Look Anything Like His Cutscenes
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Opinion: You’re Fucking Mafia, Dude
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Eccentric Zoo Owner Insists There’s Nothing Unethical About Owning Big the Cat
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apparently to get partner on twitch you have to have an average of 75 viewers for 30 days and we don't ever really do that so do u guys wanna do us a favor and 1,000 of you just hop on for 20 minutes so we boost the average up twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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join us live on twitch to watch the RAIDERS OF THE LOST MUSHROOM, an episode of 1989's The Super Mario Bros Super Show! so poorly animated they forgot to add Indiana Jones' face TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man
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Civilization VI Player Weighing Foreign Policy Decisions More Heavily Than Actual Leader of United States
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Rising Rent Forces Daredevil to Become the Devil of East Williamsburg
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Opinion: You’re a Fucking Moron If You Really Believe the Xbox Series X Will Be Big Enough to Hold 6 Teraflops
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Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It
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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles
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lotta people following the 2020 election clearly have not read the books. sometimes a minor character will pop up and people are like "oh that guys stupid" and its like uhhh no lincoln chafee actually has a whole backstory and shit it's crazy (his dad died) also i know who wins
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Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM
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