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Clifford the Big Red Dog in Critical Condition After Wandering Into Dynamax Battle
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GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards
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GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order
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“We are in this fight together, we will finish this fight together.”
Here's a video of our writers (who are quarantined because of the COVID-19) singing Halo Theme by Master Chief.
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Grandpa Wishes He Had Used Bathroom Before Having Soul Sealed in Playing Card
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Now That All the Middle Schoolers Are Home, My Guild Is Stronger Than Ever
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Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon
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New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as a Badge
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THE SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW IS NOW LIVE!
Join us at TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS to discuss MARIO OF THE DEEP
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TV Remote Batteries Called up to the Big Leagues
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Therapist and Patient Spend Their First Few Sessions Making Character Sheets
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Nation Comes Together In Time of Solidarity to Tolerate Playthrough of Jackbox Party Pack
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Quarantine Leaves Introvert Home Alone with Nobody to Tell About What an Introvert He Is
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Bernie Sanders’ Policies Would Take Away Americans’ Choice to Lower This Bridge for 200 Gems
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Opinion: The Terrorists Only Win If We Let Them Change Our Way of Life or If They Hold This Base for Two Minutes
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Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It
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CDC Warns Americans Against Touching Mario’s Face In ‘Super Mario 64’
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