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CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon
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Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers
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Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive
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Guy in Street Fight Doing Considerably Worse After Eating Turkey Leg Out of Trash Can
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Hideo Kojima Either Teasing Death Stranding Sequel Or Just Tweeting Photos Of Different Boxes He Likes
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Friend Claims His Uncle Was Killed by Nintendo
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New Pokémon Champion Still Receiving Hundreds of 1099 Forms From Defeated Opponents
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Dr. Mario Stitches Up Three Goombas in a Stack for Horrifying ‘Goomba-Centipede’ Experiment
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Magic Player Has Disgusting Pack-a-Day Habit
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Novelty Zelda Wallet Only Holds a Maximum of $99
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CDC Puts Temporary Ban on Playing Assassin’s Creed II
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Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players
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Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements
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It’s-a No Fun Being-a Me: My-a Life With Super Mario Speech Disorder
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Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?
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Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings
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Throwaway Reddit Account Does Nothing to Obscure User’s Identity
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