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Casual Gamer Can’t Even Beat First Stage of Grief
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New Indie Game Just Lets You Lay in a Damn Field for a While, Doesn’t That Sound Nice?
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We Cannot, As a Society, Allow Hideo Kojima to Read ‘Infinite Jest’
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Diddy Kong Accused of Using System of Barrels to Skip First Two Years of College
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Gamer Spoilt for Choice Between Game She’s Tired Of and Podcast She Hates
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everyone please put your phones in tin foil and throw them away. the phones are anti gamer
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Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate
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Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking
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Chain Smoking BioShock Devs Trying to Think of Weird Place a City Could Be
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Privacy Advocates Warn “Shrek Yourself” App May Be Used to Collect Names and Faces of Americans Who Want to Look Like Shrek
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YouTube Critic Undergoes Plastic Surgery for Permanent Skeptical Face
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I Didn’t Spend 50 Years Breastfeeding Baby Yoda for Some Asshole in a Helmet to Get All the Credit
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Open World Game Praised for Realistic Weather Effects That Give You Seasonal Depression
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R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers a Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do
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New California Energy Tax Makes You Pay 10 Cents to Open a New Browser Tab
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Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List
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just heard someone say "video games" outloud for the first time in my life. so it's a hard g. huh.
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sorry little mac, in 2020 we're not punching people out anymore. we're punching people in
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we're live on Twitch with @egoraptor watching a very stupid episode of 1989's Captain N: The Game Master! Come hang with us :) TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Game Developer Incites Controversy by Continuing to Exist
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