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How King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good Stats
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Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning
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Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants
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Simpsons-Themed Monopoly Game Only Fun for 10 or 11 Turns
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Man Names Baby After Typo Made in Group Chat
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Pokémon Is Kind of Fucked Up If You Think About It
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Fall Guys Griefer Just Misses Human Contact
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Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches
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sorry but there was a scientist thing and they determined that Hard Drive is the most ethical website in video game journalism. we would love to agree with you here but our hands are tied. believe science
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Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’
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Pikachu Overcome by Own Mortality Realizing He Will One Day Die and Become Duskull
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Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 9 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, 3 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago
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Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes
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Game Pass Subscriber Trying His Absolute Best Not to Sound Like Microsoft Shill
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we're live on Twitch with @leslieleeiii watching Captain N: The Game Master! this episode is called Nightmare on Mother Brain's Street and it has fuck all to do with Freddy Kreuger!!! come hang TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There
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Top 7 Podcasts for the 30 Second Walk to Take the Garbage Out
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the Fall Guys music reminds me of the Pokemon Sword and Shield gym battle music. don't have a joke here or anything, just connectin dots. not everything has to be funny or insightful, some things can just be true. this one's on the money, though. it's undeniable. sorry folks
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Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer
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D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks
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