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Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other
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Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer
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GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change
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Movie Trailer Editor Struggling to Create Menacing Rendition of ‘Mary Had a Little Lamb’
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Opinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed
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Sorry, “Gamer Girls,” But You’re Not Real Fans Until You Can Tell Me What a Smart, Handsome Boy I Am
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Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene
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Gamer’s Fourth Attempt at Playing Game Ends at Same Spot
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Melania Trump Promotes BLM Movement Thinking It Stands for “Be Less Mean”
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I'M FUCKIN BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so uhhhh i tweeted this joke from @HardDriveMag (read the address) and now the account is locked and i can't get back in lmao
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PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer
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Nintendo Announces All Mario to be Paper by 2025
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Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep
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Instagram Post of Twitter Screenshot Shows TikTok Star Reacting to Vine Compilation on YouTube
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‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending
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Mark and Jeremy from our podcast @showshowpod met Captain N: The Game Master's Cutsman and they weren't too pleased with his look, his personality, or his overall fucked up vibe
Featuring some top notch animation by @Str8Jeffin
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We Asked People at Comic Con to Sign a Petition to Make Gamers a Protected Class
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