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We are incredibly excited to announce our new video game @ParadoxUntold
PARADOX UNTOLD is the most ambitious video game ever. You will be able to do literally anything you want in the massive multiplayer open world adventure that spans centuries, worlds, and genres. There are no limits to PU
Watch the full announcement video: youtube.com/EWorEt1Woxw
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest @showshowpod, Link and Zelda get tricked by, and I’m sorry I’m not joking about this, a shady merchant named Sleezenose. Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi meet The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before it Happens
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