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NSA Agent ‘Heartbroken’ After Mac User Places Single Piece of Tape Over Webcam
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Macy’s Under Fire For Reusing Last Year’s Pikachu Balloon in 2019 Thanksgiving Day Parade
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40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office
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this video is just the twitter cut of the full 5-minute video so make sure to #ReleaseTheFullCut on youtube to help our writer @Joliedarrow figure out if @ZackSnyder is even a real person (unlikely)
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We Tried to Find the Snyder Cut and Now We're Not Even Sure if Zack Snyder Himself Exists #ReleaseTheSnyderCut #ReleaseTheSnyder
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Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door
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please for the love of god do not quote tweet this with your opinion on video games, be they controversial or not
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Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber
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Polygon Writers Throw Dart at Board to Decide Which New Game is Reminiscent of Twin Peaks
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The Next ‘Dark Souls’? I Can’t Figure Out This Captcha
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‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything
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Even Death Stranding NPC Looking to Get Past This Cutscene and Get Back to Playing Already
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest episode of @showshowpod, we watched THE MARK OF ZERO! Mario and the gang head to the creatively named El Desert Land and, in the longest live action ever, the brothers face off with a wacky balding evil inspector
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Hundreds Bonded in Power of Friendship Reactor Meltdown
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haha the cybertruck thing looks like its from an old video game
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Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM
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Rogue Valve Developer Works on Game
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Online Relationship Has No Plans for Physical Release
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Couple Can’t Wait to Have Kids so They Have Someone New They Can Force to Play ‘Ocarina of Time’
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