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Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL
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lot of people joking that the next game will be called "pokemon gun" like it takes place in the US and not the UK
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Galarian Vegan Only Eats Plant-Based Pokémon
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Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves thehardtimes.net/harddrive/r…
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Furious Pokémon Fan Doesn’t Get Why New Games Can’t Be Fresh and Original and Have All the Old Stuff
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest @showshowpod, we watched Zelda episode Underworld Connections! Link get sleep-horny and sleep-walks to Zelda's tower to sleep-kiss her. Gross. In the live action, though, @MAURICELAMARCHE shows up as fuckin INSPECTOR GADGET!!
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I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon
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Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic 'Simpsons' Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First
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Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever
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Game Freak CEO Forced to Admit He Lied to Fans About Meeting The Rock That One Time #GameFreakLied
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Embarrassed Rick and Morty Fan Picks Up New Episode in Brown Paper Bag
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how is pokemon sword and shield so flawed when the nintendo switch has great games like fire emblem: three houses? i think we all agree you should be able to marry the pokemon
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Bethesda Employee Dead After Attempting to Port Skyrim Onto Own Body
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Sonic Fans Now Drunk With Power Demand Big The Cat Be Added to the Film
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Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing
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GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time
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Exhausted Sakurai Announces Mario Coming to Smash Bros
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High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year
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Second Gunman on Grassy Knoll Identified Using Kennedy’s Killcam
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