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Joined May 2017
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Adorable! These 142,592 Friends All Got Matching Tattoos
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Whistleblower Now in World 8
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Middle School Bully Has No Idea He’s Creating Future Polygon Video Content Creator
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‘Breaking Bad’ Movie to Pick Up Right Where College Boyfriend’s Description of Show Left Off
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if discord welcome messages are gonna be so cringy they might as well be honest like
→ Brace yourselves, Carl has arrived! You must construct additional pylons haha. Last server he was in, Carl posted exclusively hentai 15 times a day nonstop until he was banned.
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America Votes to Kick
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Riddler Tricks Batman Into Attending His Open Mic Set
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Alfonso Cuarón Announces Roma Pinball Machine
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NFL Dating Simulator Wins Survival Horror Game of the Year
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Man Who Did Dishes Rewards Self With 8-Hour Gaming Binge
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hi @Borderlands
Attention all video game companies:
We are available for hire and will write all the jokes in your games for you. Do not hire your friend's 15 year old edgelord son. Their jokes are bad.
Sincerely,
Admittedly a Website That Went Viral For a Joke About Waluigi's Foreskin
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Friends Concerned After White Guy Expresses No Interest in Visiting Japan
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest @showshowpod we watched Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold. Yup, they pull every Irish stereotype they can think of! Also Rob Stone from Mr. Belvedere shows up & we discuss the story of Mr. B sitting on his own balls at LENGTH
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White House Reporters Spam ‘A’ Button Through Entire Press Conference
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happy to see one million people have watched our very important guide for those looking to become elite Kirby mains
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Meet Kurt, the 5th Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings
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Bellsprout Abandoned at Day Care Getting Sick of Fucking
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