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99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders
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All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn
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It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop
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Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat
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Opinion: Shit, My Computer is Restarti
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Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
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One of our funniest writers, @KyleErf, released his own video game today called Dodo Peak. Go check it out! dodopeak.com
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Air Force General Proposes New Defense System ‘Just a Fuckton of Bullets’
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Study Shows Strong Correlation Between ‘Final Fantasy’ Announcements and Google Searches for How to Read Roman Numerals
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Battletoads Movie Stuck on Hover Bike Scene
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Dungeon Master Really Wishes Player Wouldn’t Swish Dice in Their Mouth Before Every Roll
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Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek
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Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS
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6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother
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Battle With All-Powerful Being Hopefully Midway Point of JRPG
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SNL Intern Forced to Comb Through 600 5-Hour Long Podcast Episodes After Hiring Gamer Comedian
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Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It
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Julian Assange Enters U.S. and Immediately Gets 6-Star Wanted Level
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HEY PAISANOS! The great @GenePark joins our podcast to discuss 20,000 Koopas Under the Sea! Kooptain Nemo vows to save Ocean World from a metallic sea monster he obviously created. And in the live action, Mario and Luigi are befuddled by a FOURTH vampire.
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Warhammer 40,000 Tournament Just Eight Guys Throwing Cash at Each Other
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