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So-Called Atheist Still Holds Down B While Catching Pokémon
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Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always
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Hearing STRONG rumors from insiders about today's Nintendo Direct. Some old favorites returning in 2020:
- new EARTHBOUND game
- new STAR FOX game
- DADDY (who left 17 years ago to get cigarettes and never came back)
- new WARIO LAND game
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Sunken-Eyed Community Manager Totally Hears What You’re Saying, Will Pass It on to Developers
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HEY PAISANOS! The newest episode of @showshowpod may be the best yet. Mark and Jeremy lose their goddamn minds watching an awful episode of the Zelda cartoon and Mario and Luigi sing with Little ̷R̷i̷c̷h̷a̷r̷d̷ Robert. I don't know what else to say!
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Recently Divorced Man Flicks Metaphorical Cigarette into Gasoline by Buying Magic the Gathering Starter Pack
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Cutscene Would Make Great Video Game
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The Controversial Rockstar Games Recording Session to Record the Sounds of People Getting Shot
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WatchMojo Staff Unionize, Release List of Top 10 Worker Demands of All Time
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Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy
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Mime Found Strangled to Death by Wireless Controller
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Barber Doesn’t Know What the Fuck Guile is Talking About
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Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold
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In the newest episode of @showshowpod, Mark and Jeremy get red-spouted into only drinking boiling hot water
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YouTuber Can’t Use Ramen to Fix Hole in Relationship
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Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers
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