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“It’s a fucking cheap move,” said junior account executive Melissa Reyes. “Everybody wants a good donut, but when you play it like that you’re just an asshole.” thehardtimes.net/harddrive/c…
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It’s-a No Fun Being-a Me: My-a Life With Super Mario Speech Disorder thehardtimes.net/harddrive/i…
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Amiibo Seen Things thehardtimes.net/harddrive/a…
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160 Million Americans Added to Suspected Terrorist List thehardtimes.net/harddrive/1…
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Replying to @MrPope
damn normally this would cost upwards of $1000 so thank you
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With Japan Having Just Six Shooting Deaths Last Year, It’s Clear the Solution to Gun Violence Is Tentacle Porn thehardtimes.net/harddrive/w…
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"Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings thehardtimes.net/harddrive/a…
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i am 99% sure neil degrasse tyson is a character made up by steven moffat
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"Names Mario. Mario Mario." We got a JAMES BOND parody on our hands! Secret agents Mario and Luigi battle against Koopfinger in Spy Land after James BLOND is turned to stone. Meanwhile, in the live action, Albert Einstein shows up to install HAL 9001???showshowpod.libsyn.com/her-m…
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Why Millions of Gamers Around the World Insist They Remember Mario's Name as "Harold"
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical thehardtimes.net/harddrive/n…
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Woman Who Likes the Silmarillion Also Really Hard to Read thehardtimes.net/harddrive/w…
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I’m Voting For Bernie Sanders Unless Another Candidate Proves They Have More Swords Than Him thehardtimes.net/harddrive/i…
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Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet thehardtimes.net/harddrive/c…
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Coked-Up MatPat Tries to Use Pokémon Let’s Go! Eevee to Solve JonBenét Ramsey Case thehardtimes.net/harddrive/c…
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I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help thehardtimes.net/harddrive/q…
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Adult Man Walks Past LEGO Aisle a Little Bit Slower thehardtimes.net/harddrive/a…
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andy was doxxed in the E3 leak and can't wait to meet some fans
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Purple Smoke Coming From Nintendo HQ Means New Waluigi Chosen thehardtimes.net/harddrive/p…
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Finally: Nintendo is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee thehardtimes.net/harddrive/f…
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