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"Pick a god and pray," the pawn was heard solemnly stating just before obliterating the enemy king from existence.
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After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos was reportedly “beyond livid” to learn that the popular streamer exists, sources at the company claim.
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Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain
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can't wait to make alexa repeat the @ninja story like 20 times
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Nintendo Dreading Inevitable Adoption of Shy Guys as Incel Mascot
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Fortnite World Cup Winner @Bugha Offered $3 Million Prize in Lump Sum, Annuity, or V-Bucks
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PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AS VIDEO GAMES. LET'S GO!!!
Pete Buttigieg: Call of Duty
Joe Biden: Leisure Suit Larry
Elizabeth Warren: uh... Dwarf Fortress? Because it's like complicated?
Kamala Harris: fuck idk pass
Bernie Sanders: shit wait this is actually really hard
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Rising Rent Forces Daredevil to Become the Devil of East Williamsburg
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Opinion: For All His Faults, Ganondorf Was a Patriot and a Man of Principle
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Next Season of ‘The Bachelorette’ Has 3.2 Million Twitch Followers Compete for Pokimane’s Love
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if the debate stage is Super Smash Bros Ultimate with over 70 characters, Bernie is somehow still in the N64 Smash Bros from when each character only had like four moves
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you think the most pain a lego can cause you is when you step on one but you're dead wrong because nothing stacks up to the emotional pain of Bionicle being gone
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Civilization VI Player Weighing Foreign Policy Decisions More Heavily Than Actual Leader of United States
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In a small suburb outside of the Twin Cities lives 46 year old Gary Nelson, the first — and likely only — person alive to ever actually pay the full price for Adobe Photoshop.
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Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own
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HEY PAISANOS! On the newest episode of our podcast, we got a Zelda cartoon and our friend Link is as horny as ever! Ganon stole a flying unicorn from a girl named Sing and, in the live action, Fred Van Winkle (Norman Fell) wakes up from an 80 year nap
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Criminal Mastermind Doesn’t Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him
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Kamala Harris Announces Debt-Forgiveness Program for Gamers Who Finish Mother 4
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