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I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once
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it's the 1980s. most kids are pressing the red buttons at the video arcade
but THESE kids? no. their crew is pressing the blue buttons. the other kids bully them. their parents judge because they don't understand
starring lakeith stanfield and lucas hedges. a film by A24
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Opinion: Actually You Can Leave Out a Few Pokémon, It’s Fine
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god damn it I forgot to tag Torvin himself @doccurm
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Some poor confused writer googled "fourth McElroy" and mislabeled Clint as Torvin the Mouthless Horror @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy
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Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man
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Natural 20 Wasted on Rogue’s Attempt to Do a Cool Flip
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest episode of our podcast... IS THAT PATRICK DEMPSEY?! As a guy wearing a plant costume??? Holy shit!! Oh also in the cartoon, Mario and the gang finally make to the Mecca of pasta-based religion, PASTA LAND! This episode is so fun showshowpod.libsyn.com/the-p…
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Paramount Announces Theatrical Re-Release of ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ for as Long as It Takes to Claim Box Office Record from Avengers
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God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High
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Marine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In Case
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Girlfriend Brings Home Wrong Deadpool from Comic-Con
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Man Sick of Elevator Masking Loading Screen on the Way to Deadend Job
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We're live on Twitch! Help us crowdsource a whole dang article from start to finish TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Revolutionary Indie Dev Designs Platformer Where You Go Left
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It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee
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Mark Hamill Cosplayer Spends Entire Convention on Twitter
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