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Broke Gamer Considers Himself Retro Gamer
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Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 9 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, 3 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago
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Wii U Keeps Insisting Nintendo Consoles Have Big Reunion
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Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games
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Punk Game Doesn’t Show Up On Time
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Gamer Wishes There Was Some Way to Play FFVII Right Now
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Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy
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Tragic: The Computer Server From Black Mirror’s San Junipero Is Down for Scheduled Maintenance
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75% of Seniors Report Most Trusted Source of Information is Quotes Over Pictures of Sam Elliott
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We are getting a lot of comments suggesting that this character is @TSM_Leffen. The character is simply 'Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee' but our sources have confirmed there will be a Swedish alt skin.
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Kumail Nanjiani Thinks About ‘Stuber’ Reviews to Help Power Through a Few More Reps
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'Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee' Heavily Rumored to Be Smash Bros DLC Fighter 5
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Exhausted Parents Admit Newborn Didn’t Really Get Good Until Season 4
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Method Actor Joaquin Phoenix Rumored to Have Developed Sense of Humor in Preparation for Joker Role
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Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy #Oscars2020
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After Decades of Speculation, Scientists Prove Existence of ‘Street Fighter 1’
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HEY PAISANOS! Hard Drive editor @flynncredible joins us on @showshowpod this week to discuss ELVIN LIVES! Mario and the gang head to Sockhop Land because Koopa the Kool kidnaps the Princess so they can "go steady." Also Elvis is frozen but his name is Elvin
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Everyone Wishes Man Would Stop Using Tongue to Twirl Control Stick in Mario Party
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Elderly Man Kindly Rewinds YouTube Video to the Start So Next Viewer Doesn’t Have To
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Nation Not Sure Normal-Type Candidate Even Worth Catching
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