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Joined May 2017
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Doctor Informs Knuckles That Those Are Actually Tumors on His Hands
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Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible
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CDC Warns Pokémania Much More Dangerous When Contracted as an Adult
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Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase
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Man Yearning For ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle
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YouTuber Deeply Regrets ‘Kill It With Fire’ Comment on Australian Spider Video
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Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right
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Charles Koch Doesn’t Understand Why Character in First Place Can’t Also Get Blue Shell
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i hear your complaints and i'm so so sorry i tweeted this. it was supposed to say "overhead" not "overheard"
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video games and porn are the only two types of entertainment categorized by first person view, third person view, and overheard view
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Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years
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shark tank but for video game devs
"I want to make a g-"
"I will give you $50"
"I'm not asking for $50"
"You have 38 hours to finish it"
"I haven't even told you what the game is yet"
"..."
"..."
"OK what is the game?"
"Well it's a turn b-"
"Make it a battle royale shooter"
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Opinion: When I Say Eat the Rich, That Includes Tom Nook
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Game Freak Confirms That Pokéball is Short for ‘Pocket Ball’
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Scientists Discover Earth is Heating Up Due to Some Guy Hitting Consecutive Shots in ‘NBA Jam’
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New Adjustable Gaming Chair Lets Gamers Rise Up Without Having to Stand
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