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Unhinged Maniac Rigs NES to Explode If SMB3 Speedrunner Lets Mario Drop Below P-Speed
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Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves
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Vacationing Gamer Impressed With How True Florence Is to ‘Assassin’s Creed 2’
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Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK
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Welcome to New York City! Looking for Work? I Heard Paul at Lucy’s Tavern Is Looking to Hire Someone for an Errand. Rumors? Something Fishy Has Been Happening Outside the Statue of Liberty Lately. Strange Noises. You Won’t Catch Me Anywhere Near It.
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Experts Say VR Will Reach Its Full Potential Exactly Five Years After You Die
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Overworked Gamer Wishes He Could Just Stay Home and Hate Games All Day
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How King Henry VIII Became the World’s First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good Stats
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Ring Fit User Hates How Crowded Adventure Gets in January
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i have been out of town but there have been 2 new episodes of our podcast since i last posted so please listen, they're funny
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Gamer’s Best of 2019 List Just the 5 Games He’s Played This Year
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Gamer Postpones New Year’s Resolution Until Q3 2020
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Netflix Announces It’s Losing the Audio Portion of ‘Breaking Bad’ in 2020
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Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’
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World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker
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Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure
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