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End of an Era: Last Known Wii Sensor Bar Falls Off TV
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Nintendo Launches Cease and Desist Classic
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Nintendo Rebrands Original Game Boy as ‘Game Boy Thicc’
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Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self
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GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3
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Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook
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Sakurai: Waluigi is Too Big to Fit in Smash Bros
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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles
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Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim
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we tried the master chief collection with & without the remastered graphics, our review is
remaster: more detailed or whatever idk literally no one cares
original: smoke 🔊🔥
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Ubisoft Employee’s First Day of Work Spent Climbing Building for Access
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I Bought Assassin's Creed Ultimate Edition but It's Just a Handgun and Some Coordinates
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Mortal Kombat Adds New Fatality Where You Cancel Your Opponent on Social Media
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if Cyberpunk 2077's character creator is good enough that you can make your guy look like Keanu Reeves... and then you go and meet in-game Keanu Reeves...
that means CD Projekt Red's dark, gritty vision of the future is actually a utopia in which the world has two Keanu Reeves
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HEY PAISANOS! On the newest episode of our podcast, @WoolieWoolz joins to discuss the spooky COUNT KOOPULA, in which tomato sauce-sucking vampires chase Mario & Luigi set to an inexplicable cover of THRILLER. This ep is crazy! Also, Luigi meets a magician showshowpod.libsyn.com/count…
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Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’
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