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yes andy what part of "gaming journalist" don't you understand
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these press emails are getting us really psyched for E3!!!
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FUCK IT: PLAYING HELI ATTACK 2 ON TWITCH TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Sonic the Hedgehog Visits Sick DeviantArt User for Make-A-Wish to Tell Him His OC is Canon thehardtimes.net/harddrive/s…
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the new pokemon legendaries look sick tho
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hey we started this website two years ago today thanks for reading :)
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Therapist Says Streamer Needs to Subscribe to Himself thehardtimes.net/harddrive/t…
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In the newest @showshowpod, we discussed Milli Vanilli's appearance in the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon with @MikeDrucker and how the well-crafted arc of their career wasn't appreciated for the storytelling triumph that it was!
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Ricky Gervais-Inspired Pokémon Brags When It Evolves thehardtimes.net/harddrive/r…
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GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order thehardtimes.net/harddrive/g…
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apparently one bottle of Gamer Body Wash is a lifetime supply
Microsoft is making Xbox body wash theverge.com/tldr/2019/6/4/1…
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Father Surprises Son at School After Playing ‘Call of Duty’ for 12 Months Straight thehardtimes.net/harddrive/f…
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‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything thehardtimes.net/harddrive/m…
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which is worse?
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D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy thehardtimes.net/harddrive/d…
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New Apple iLadder Lets You Look Down on Your Poor Friends thehardtimes.net/harddrive/n…
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Gamer Asks for Longer Haircut at Barber thehardtimes.net/harddrive/g…
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HEY PAISANOS! Hilarious comedian @MikeDrucker joins us on @showshowpod this week to discuss an episode of Super Mario Bros 3 in which King Koopa kidnaps Princess Toadstool's favorite band, legendary German R&B group MILLI VANILLI. This show really exists! showshowpod.libsyn.com/kooti…
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if u go home with somebody.... and they dont own any video games....... please tell us what sex is like
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40-Year-Old Asthmatic IT Analyst Explains Exactly How He Would Take Down Active Shooter in the Office thehardtimes.net/harddrive/4…
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