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'Confederate' is gonna end with Harriet Tubman stabbing Robert E Lee in the chest and then all the slave owners shattering
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest episode of our podcast, Mario and the gang head to SPACE and end up as slaves in Moonman Koopa's chain gang. In the live action segment, Mario and Luigi square off with Alligator Dundee, for the second Dundee spoof in 4 episodes showshowpod.libsyn.com/stars…
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Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages
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‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are a Joke
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Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents
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Friend Group Meets Weekly for Board Game Rules Explanation Night
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Every Person in Comic Book Store Thankful to be Only Normal One
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‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess
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Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat
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Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia
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Anti-Vax Gamer Receives Exclusive Early Access to Measles
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Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce
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Sony Reveals November’s Free PS Plus Game
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‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress
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Report: Fuck Shit Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Shit Fuck
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DNC Struggling to Pick a Main
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How Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human Life
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AMC Hikes Price of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Piss Buckets to $30
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