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Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up
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Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword
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Rescue Team Gives Up Search for Comic Book Store Employee After Devastating Funko Pop Avalanche
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Tesla Board Begging Elon Musk to Just Open Whimsical Chocolate Factory Already
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Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports
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Mueller Report Post-Credits Scene EXPLAINED
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HEY PAISANOS! In our new episode, Mario gets sold some garbanzo beans that turn into a GIANT BEANSTALK! Also, something's very strange about the brothers' new houseguest Zolton Dracula who sleeps in a coffin & is covered in blood. Or is it just meat sauce? showshowpod.libsyn.com/mario…
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Woman Logs Back Into Neopets After Fifteen Years to Find Her Kacheek Doing Well and Taking Business Classes at Community College
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@marchmadness if you won’t pay players let EA make college basketball games again w/ ultimate team and give them a cut of every card auction zion would be a billionaire rn
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Christian Bale Gains 450,000 Pounds to Play Sandworm in ‘Dune’ Remake
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TONIGHT! We are going to be streaming JUMP FORCE at our live comedy show from an apartment in Brooklyn and we need your help creating the dumbest anime character ever! DM us for the address
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Pewdiepie Apologizes for Accidentally Promoting Alt Right Figure Pewdiepie
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Konami Code Also Decent Oral Sex Advice
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‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in a Row
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New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once
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"Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings
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