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Donald Trump SWATs Michael Cohen Hearing
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Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy #PokemonDirect
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Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man
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“Guy Who Only Wants to Play Melee” Added to New Smash Bros Roster
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Pretty bummed I'll never get the chance to play Melee at EVO
Sure, I just spam down B as Kirby before getting slaughtered, but now it's really final
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Report: Redditor Furious
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God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High
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Our servers crashed and we have no way to tell who signed up so we are using the honor system. Please respond with your PayPal email and we will send you your $200 refund. PLEASE DO NOT LIE. GAMER'S CODE OF HONOR
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I am sorry to report we are shutting down our dating site for gamers, Mash My Buttons, after our moderators did not let a single woman pass the "gamer" test to be allowed on
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Friend Asking Around For Wood Like It Grows on Fucking Trees
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Gamers weren't represented at the Oscars this year so we want to make them feel a little more at home with this MLG edit:
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Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia
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It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee
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I Didn't Get a Megatron 'Toy' Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass
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Very excited to post the first LEGEND OF ZELDA episode of our podcast!! Did you think this was just a Mario show? Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess! Also famed SLIME Buster Ernie Hudson shows up to bust some very non-copyrighted SLIME
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Will Wright Found Dead in Swimming Pool With No Ladder
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