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Report: First Person to Play Death Stranding May Have Already Been Born
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Nintendo Execs Celebrate 100 Million Gamers Who Say They Should Get a Switch
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VICE Writer Turns Windows 3D Pipes Screensaver Into Bong for Sick-Ass Article
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Democrats in Disarray After President Trump Tweets That US Constitution Isn’t Canon
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Man Blowing Off PS Vita Accidentally Creates Second Great American Dust Bowl
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Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten
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Here’s The Top 284 Custom Characters Banned From Soul Calibur Due to Being Penises
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Weeb Orders Sixth 23andMe in Desperate Search for Marginal Japanese Heritage
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Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development
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Will I Understand Kingdom Hearts 3 If I Haven’t Played the First 12?
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Archeologists Discover Four Guys in Dorm Still Playing GoldenEye
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Man Spends 15-Minutes Ensuring Date He’s a Fan of Nerd Thing But Not Weird About It
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John Stockton Still Trying to Make Himself Dunk in NBA Jam
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Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U
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