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Military Drone Pilot Gives Trump Unplugged Controller to Play With
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Laid Off Bethesda Employee Cleans 70 Cheese Wheels Out of Desk
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Where is Xur This Week? Seriously, We Need to Know Because His Family Is Worried About Him
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Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing
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“Super Waluigi Odyssey” Indefinitely Shelved Due to Excessive Nudity
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I tried to Marie Kondo my Steam library by scrolling over the hundred games I bought on sale to see if I feel joy. Ended up throwing the computer out the window
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Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It
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MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves
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Interesting choice to make the Ghostbusters Franchise the main Ghost in the new Ghostbusters movie but hey, meta is in right now
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PC Master Race Gamer Horrified After 23andMe Shows He’s 1/5th Console Gamer
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Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row
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Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth Game of Thrones Book Delay
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Sony Unveils JRPG Controller That’s Just One Big Button
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Man Ghosted by Dating Sim
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Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is
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