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Nintendo Unveils Switch Heavy for Gamers Who ‘Don’t Care About Playing on the Go’
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Anti-Loot Box Senator Wakes Up to Crate With 1/5 Chance of Containing Horse Head
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when you just wanted to make some video game jokes and now you're going to be the president of the united states of america
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Worst Kid Has Best Birthday Party
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Fully Costumed Obama Pitches Netflix Execs On Blade Reboot
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Powerful Necromancer Revives Long-Dead Forum Thread
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Also in this episode: we get King Koopa's backstory, the gang fights villains while wearing suits of armor and wielding plungers, Mario escapes a trap by eating a meatball sandwich & making his belly larger, and so much more. Full ep on any podcast app or showshowpod.libsyn.com/the-a…
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HEY PAISANOS! The great @itsashleyoh was on our podcast to discuss 'The Adventures of Sherlock Mario.' The gang seeks the help of the world's greatest detective Herlock Solmes (??) to free the Princess' people from King Koopa (???) by insulting him for failing kindergarten (????)
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Zelda Dungeon Boss Can’t Believe He Accidentally Locked Himself Behind Giant Door
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Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK
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Cartoon Character Voiced by Steve Blum, or Maybe Matt Mercer. Come to Think of It, Liam O’Brien? No, Crispin Freeman. Wait, It’s Phil Lamarr
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Opinion: I Love ‘Call of Duty’ But Am Very Glad That War Isn’t Real
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as gregor samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a casual
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Recorder Prodigy Accidentally Warps to Cleveland
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Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard
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Absolutely Useless Pokémon Attack Doesn’t Even Do Damage
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All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo
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