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This Gaming Article Is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just The WASD Keys
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Rogue Valve Developer Works on Game
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HEY PAISANOS! In the newest episode of our podcast, we watched PIRATES OF KOOPA! This episode features Blackbeard Koopa, Captain Clump, Patchie, Captain Kidder & Long John Spaghetti. Also, MAGIC JOHNSON returns for some truly awful green screen acting showshowpod.libsyn.com/pirat…
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Anthony Davis Evolves After Being Traded
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shouts to all the gamers who forgot to call their dads today because they were gaming
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Crazy Taxi Drivers Struggling After Rise of Crazy Uber
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New Snapchat Filter Shows What You’d Look Like Without Crippling Student Loan Debt
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Man Comes to Haunting Realization He is NPC
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Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025
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In the newest @showshowpod, we fancasted a reboot of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! with the wonderful @WoolieWoolz. Who would be your Mario and Luigi in the modern 2019 Super Show? Personally, I think Danny Devito would make a great Toad
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Opinion: Update My Software, You Lazy Piece of Shit
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Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins
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"And it was only then, when I gave up completely on the idea of doing my job at any point during this godforsaken convention, that I remembered Tropical Waluigi."
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