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Dhalsim Misses Fight Against Guile After Being Detained by TSA Again
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The new Pokémon game takes place in Pokémon-England. We have a lot of ideas for what should, nay MUST, be in the game, or else we're not buying it
We're gonna release the whole list publicly once we get to 140 subscribers on our Patreon
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Exhausted Video Game Begs Player to Just Switch to Easy Mode
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DNC Struggling to Pick a Main
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Biggest E3 Disappointment: Still No Sequel Announced for 3D Pinball Space Cadet
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Ocarina of Time Owl Announced as New White House Press Secretary
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Shigeru Miyamoto Fired After Downloading ‘Pokémon Yellow’ ROM
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Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog
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"E3 day two, I said into the mirror, like an asshole."
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Sony Announces ‘PaRappa the SoundCloud Rapper’
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Crazy Taxi Driver Commits Crazy Suicide Over Crazy Subprime Medallion Loan
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Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”
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Dr Disrespect Streams Teary Apology From Middle School Locker Room
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One of our editors is at E3. He didn't know there would be gamers there. This is "Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part One."
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