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One of our editors has never played a Final Fantasy game in his life so watch him be terrible at FFVI live on Twitch: TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
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Second Person Shooter Game Raises Many Philosophical Questions
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Even more reasons it is time for a Gamer President:
- Technically a veteran of every single war (including future ones)
- Extremely high APM
- If assassinated, can just respawn
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces She’s Waiting for Red Dead Redemption 2 to Go On Sale to Thunderous Applause @Ocasio2018 thehardtimes.net/harddrive/a…
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Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League
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Gabe Newell is just an alter ego George R.R. Martin came up with after shaving so he can torture two fan bases at once and there is nothing you can do to change my mind
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Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches
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Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare
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Dungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break Up
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Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building
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New Game Has You Play as Rogue Cop Who Follows All the Rules
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"Why Would Anyone Live in Gotham?” Asks Guy in Country With Weekly Mass Shootings
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Red Dead Camp Desperately Low On Medicine Fully Stocked With 200 Dead Animals
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Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match thehardtimes.net/harddrive/b…
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Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword
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Opinion: It’s Time for a Gamer President
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