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6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck
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if you ever feel like you are too old to be successful, you should know that Mario didn't defeat Donkey Kong until he was..... -13 years old
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Criminal Mastermind Doesn’t Trade Gengar Back After Evolving Him
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"I got a Project M for you to get............ Project MARRIED"
- my mom if she was a gamer (she is not)
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Opinion: Magikarp Helped Me Accept Being Useless Until My Twenties
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Street Fighter Character Not Enough of Racial Stereotype to Be in Next Street Fighter Game
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I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help
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Suspect (Dumb): There is nothing you can do to make me talk.
Interrogator (Brilliant): Oh, we will see about that.
(Hands them Xbox controller and Fallout 76 logo appears on screen)
Suspect: I’LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT.
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Jim Sterling Arrested After 20-Minute Rant at Toll Worker Over “Road Microtransactions”
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Every day I try to convince them to let me do a podcast where I watch and analyze every single episode of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show but the guards say NO
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Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts
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Retro Collection Features the One You Want and The 23 You’ll Never Play
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Woman Who Likes the Silmarillion Also Really Hard to Read
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Star Wars Themed Wedding Not Following Canon
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PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down
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I Bought Assassin's Creed Ultimate Edition but It's Just a Handgun and Some Coordinates
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