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The Mooch Breaks White House Speed Run Record
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“Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game
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Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile
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Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him
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**OFFICIAL 'URINALS AT MY JOB' TIER LIST**
S: Leftmost urinal next to the wall
A: Middle urinal, Second to the left urinal
B: Rightmost urinal that is extremely low to the ground
C: Second to the right urinal with faulty pipe that always overflows
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Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween
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NES Classic Edition Lets You Play for One Hour, Then It’s Your Little Brother’s Turn
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This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter
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*watches every Smash Bros character get murdered*
I guess Thanos was confirmed for Smash after all
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Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House
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Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email
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Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds
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Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep
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Representation Win: Netflix Casts Actual Emotionless Mutant as Geralt of Rivia thehardtimes.net/harddrive/r…
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Opinon: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy?
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Bill Maher Apologizes for Using Racial Slur During Overwatch Match
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