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Ubisoft Announces ‘Assassin’s Creed: Oops! All Abstergo Segments!’
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Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts
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IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith
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Stay Tuned After the Credits of Venom Because They Start That Fucker Over
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We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul
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How Violent Video Games Taught Me to Remove the Pool Steps and Just Watch Loved Ones Swim Around Endlessly Until They Die
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Nintendo Announces Metroid Prime 4 Teaser Trailer Release Date Reveal Date
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WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII
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Mega Man 11 to Make Mega Man 9 Look Like Mega Man 6 thehardtimes.net/harddrive/m…
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Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever
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you just KNOW all the couples are gonna be dressed as the Red Dead Redemption 2 horse testicles this Halloween
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Next Halo to Include Son to Take Care Of and Web Slinging Abilities
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Trump Meets With Rob Liefeld to Discuss Armor Design for High School Teachers
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Donald Trump Reveals Presidency Actually Nuzlocke Run
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