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Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s Home thehardtimes.net/harddrive/p…
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kotaku, you got fuckin scooped
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Now seems like a good time to remind folks that this motherfucker Toadsworth's got a goddamn SEVERED HEAD on his cane
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Jack Kirby: "What should we name our evil space aliens? Something badass" Stan Lee: "What about the SKULLS" Jack Kirby: "That's way too obvious. Throw an R in there" Stan Lee: "Skurlls? That's terrible, Jack"
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High School Student Begins New Game Plus of Senior Year thehardtimes.net/harddrive/h…
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Destiny Fans Outraged by Bungie’s Decision to Make Destiny 2 Good thehardtimes.net/harddrive/d…
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Review: ‘Spider-Man’ is a Delightful Romp That Almost Allows Players to Forget Spider-Man Did Nothing to Stop 9/11 thehardtimes.net/harddrive/r…
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Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor thehardtimes.net/harddrive/y…
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Mainstream Acceptance of Nerd Culture Leaves Thousands of Gatekeepers Unemployed thehardtimes.net/harddrive/m…
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[goes to lawyer to divorce my wife] lawyer: just learn to build lol
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Rip-Off: God of War Christianity DLC Only Has One Boss thehardtimes.net/harddrive/r…
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Hour 117 of RPG Reportedly Where Things Really Get Going thehardtimes.net/harddrive/h…
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New ‘RPG Maker’ Update Quietly Deletes Program One Week After Install thehardtimes.net/harddrive/n…
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Female Game Designer Surprised to Find Constructive Feedback in Middle of Death Threat Email thehardtimes.net/harddrive/f…
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If you're still falling for the whole "Waluigi won't be in Smash Bros" con, just know that the next character revealed will be #69
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You guys made this happen!
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Retweet if you want me to announce a new Animal Crossing at the Direct and watch everyone at Nintendo scramble to make that true
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Opinion: When I Say Eat The Rich, That Includes Tom Nook thehardtimes.net/harddrive/o…
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Dad Reviews Skyrim: “How do I move?” thehardtimes.net/harddrive/d…
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Thanks for reading! This is Masahiro Sakurai signing off. Enjoy the Nintendo Direct and don't forget THE STRANGER: youtube.com/watch?v=Z9xB3jR9…
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