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Speedrun Streamer Sets New Record Time Explaining What That Means to Grandpa During Christmas Dinner thehardtimes.net/harddrive/s…
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Yahtzee Croshaw Single Attendee of Escapist Christmas Party @YahtzeeCroshaw thehardtimes.net/harddrive/y…
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EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC thehardtimes.net/harddrive/e…
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INT. HARD DRIVE OFFICE - DAY
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Has anyone ever done a video game podcast? We should try that
WRITER 2
Wait a minute, when the fuck did we get an office?!
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"no one fuckin understands me.. nobody but you, mr. turtle. everyone just wants me to write these dang books and all i wanna do is some weed and play xbox live with my friends. im gonna write a new book where all my haters die"
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Shooting Death of Los Santos Police Officer Prompts Exhaustive 81-Second Manhunt
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Elon Musk Unveils Supercomputer Capable of Simulating Entire Universe or Running PUBG on Medium Graphics bit.ly/2xTQ975
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“Sonic and Shadow should be together” I say into the mic
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“He’s right.” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 4th row stands: Vice President Michael Pence
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EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game
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We started a Facebook group to hang out and talk about video games. JOIN US facebook.com/groups/harddriv…
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PewDiePie Accidentally Puts on Entire KKK Uniform in Middle of Game Stream bit.ly/2BGWbbx
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PUBG Voice Chat Wins Oscar for Realistic, Powerful Portrayal of Mental Illness
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Keyboard Features Worn Out W, A, S, D, P, O, R, N, H, U, and B Keys thehardtimes.net/harddrive/k…
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Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles thehardtimes.net/harddrive/n…
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