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Nintendo Commits to Fully Develop, Promote, and Cancel Three New EarthBound Titles
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Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Article thehardtimes.net/harddrive/w…
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Paperboy Accosted for Throwing Fake News at Man’s Home
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Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose
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MLG All-Star Out 2-4 Weeks After Receiving “C” on Geography Quiz thehardtimes.net/harddrive/m…
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Study: 9 Out of 10 League of Legends Players Report Having Fucked Your Mom
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Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space #SDCC thehardtimes.net/harddrive/n…
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Q*bert Cosplayer Pronounced Dead After Fall Down Convention Staircase #SDCC thehardtimes.net/harddrive/q…
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“This guy was advertised as totally gorgeous and complex." @NoMansSky
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Creator of No Man’s Sky Looks Nothing Like His Dating Profile
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Girlfriend Announces ‘No Rush 30 Min’ Rule in Bedroom
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Help! I Can’t Get Past the Part in Dark Souls 3 Where My Wife Threatens to Take the Kids and Go
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This Guy Made a Fully Functioning Computer in Minecraft That Blocks @notch on Twitter
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GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order
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No Trade Backs: Local Mom Set to Appeal Playground Ruling After Botched Charizard Deal
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Climate Scientists Warn That All Super Mario Levels Will Be Underwater by 2025
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Ms. Pac-Man Trying to Cut Back on White Dots for Bikini Season
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Upcoming Battlefield One DLC Simulates Life of French War Widow thehardtimes.net/harddrive/u…
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