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It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend #Battlefront2 thehardtimes.net/harddrive/s…
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I Quit My Day Job to Spend Two Years Coding My Dream Game! It Fucking Sucks, Please Help
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You can only say “The graphics are amazing” so many times before people suspect you’re dodging the real question: did you actually enjoy this experience?
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"I felt a great disturbance in the sales, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and cancelled their pre-orders." - @EA
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you: plays NFL Blitz on xbox 360 without the late hits
me, an intellectual: plays NFL Blitz on n64 where all the players die of CTE when I turn the game off
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Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System
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I Don’t Care If You Agree With His Policies, Bowser Is Your King
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Tony Hawk (@TonyHawk) Undergoes Dangerous Skin Pixelation Surgery to Become More Recognizable thehardtimes.net/harddrive/t…
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Sony Approves Settlers of Catan Movie Budget of 8,000 Wood, 9,000 Sheep, 4,000 Ore, 5,000 Wheat, 9,000 Brick
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Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts
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thank you for these extra characters @twitter we will use them all for video game journalism
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Council of Siblings Begins Official Investigation in #DeleteGate Scandal
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