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Access to 'Death Stranding' Movie Screening Only Possible via Ladders Left by Previous Viewers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Access to 'Death Stranding' Movie Screening Only Possible via Ladders Left by Previous Viewers

At press time many viewers complained their movie-going experience was ruined by an unusually large amount of crying babies in the theater.

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Must-Play Games to Distract from Life's Inevitable, Unstoppable, and Always Ever-Closer End hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Must-Play Games to Distract from Life's Inevitable, Unstoppable, and Always Ever-Closer End

Are you once again questioning why you were put on this earth? Do you sit and ponder what the meaning of life is? Maybe you’re…

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Dark Souls Enemies Ranked by How Much I Did Not Expect Them There hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dark Souls Enemies Ranked by How Much I Did Not Expect Them There

Above all, the Dark Souls series is known for its intricate lore, smart, vertical level design, and memorable bosses. Oh, and all of the guys.…

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Report: Majority of Young People’s Financial Plans Include Being Chosen as Mr. Beast Contestant hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Report: Majority of Young People’s Financial Plans Include Being Chosen as Mr. Beast Contestant

“I’ve considered blinding myself to see if that could get me in touch with him. You think I should do it? Do you? OK I’m doing it.”

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How to Cut Ties With a Friend Who Won't Shut up About Disco Elysium hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be hard-drive.net/news-games/ra…

Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be

Much debate has been had over which character is the most powerful. But the question remains: which one of them would be the best friend?

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Heartbreaking: Gift Card Already Misplaced

OLMSTED FALLS, OHIO – Four days after unwrapping it on Christmas morning, former resident Denise Svetlik has already misplaced a $25 gift card to Carrabba’s…

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Least Racist Friend Objectively Holding Back Call of Duty Squad’s In-Game Performance hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Least Racist Friend Objectively Holding Back Call of Duty Squad’s In-Game Performance

"Garrett gets no kills. Non-problematic? Yeah. Non-skilled? Also yeah.”

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Swedish Chef Joins ‘The Bear’ Season 3 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Swedish Chef Joins ‘The Bear’ Season 3

“We’re incredibly grateful to have a legendary actor joining our cast this season,” says show creator, Christopher Storer.

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AEW Continental Classic Winner to Receive Hundreds of Additional Belts Because Why Not at This Point hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

AEW Continental Classic Winner to Receive Hundreds of Additional Belts Because Why Not at This Point

“The more belts that are put on the line, the more important the finals match automatically is,” revealed Tony Khan, founder of AEW.

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Confirmed: Best Zelda Game Objectively Whichever One Came Out When You Were 13 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Confirmed: Best Zelda Game Objectively Whichever One Came Out When You Were 13

"there’s really no denying that we haven’t quite managed to hit the mark like we did with the one that we released while you were in middle school

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How to Cut Ties With a Friend Who Won't Shut up About Disco Elysium hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How to Cut Ties With a Friend Who Won't Shut up About Disco Elysium

We’ve all got that one friend who played Disco Elysium four years ago and hasn’t stopped talking your ear off about it since. It’s honestly…

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Luigi: The Hard Drive Interview hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Luigi: The Hard Drive Interview

To my surprise, there was Luigi already seated in a booth. My childhood hero had his face laid on the table, and he was sobbing.

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Thoughtful Horror Game Tutorial NPC Spends Last Moments Writing ‘Right Stick to Turn Camera’ on Wall With His Blood hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Thoughtful Horror Game Tutorial NPC Spends Last Moments Writing ‘Right Stick to Turn Camera’ on...

“He was always a beacon of hope and wisdom,” says grieving wife Maya Summers.

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Why Moving Back to My Parents' House Makes My Life a Metroidvania hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Why Moving Back to My Parents' House Makes My Life a Metroidvania

"In any case, I’m just running in circles looking for my will to live. Once I find it, I think my next move is to backtrack to college and get my master’s."

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Bungie to Release $300 Destiny Textbook to Help New Players Understand What the Hell is Happening hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bungie to Release $300 Destiny Textbook to Help New Players Understand What the Hell is Happening

“I hate having to try to explain all the lore and story beats to my friends who try to play. With this textbook they'll finally be able to understand why they should spend the rest of their lives...

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‘J.K. Rowling is on the Right Side of History’ Says Harry Potter Action Figure Held by JK Rowling hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

‘J.K. Rowling is on the Right Side of History’ Says Harry Potter Action Figure Held by JK Rowling

“Her views are correct,” said the figure as Rowling moved it side to side in a simulation of movement while speaking out of the side of her mouth.

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Centrist Supervillain Just Wants to Watch the World Maintain Status Quo thehardtimes.net/culture/cen…

Centrist Supervillain Just Wants to Watch the World Maintain Status Quo

Centrist supervillain Devin “The Devil’s Advocater” Jameston gave an impassioned monologue today revealing his plan for global domination is just ensuring the world maintains the status quo.

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