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Top 11 Retro Games to Test Out Your Expensive New Monitor hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Top 11 Retro Games to Test Out Your Expensive New Monitor

So you just bought yourself an expensive new gaming monitor for Christmas, but have no idea what games to play on it first. The first…

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Loot Box Under Christmas Tree Contains Hideous Cosmetic You’ll Never Wear hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Loot Box Under Christmas Tree Contains Hideous Cosmetic You’ll Never Wear

"I hope you like it, dear," your mother reportedly said.

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Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/op…

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager' Are a Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740 hours of the landmark science…

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Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an Additional Ghost for $3.99 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Activision Blizzard CEO Cancels All Microtransactions After Being Visited by 2 Free Ghosts and an...

When Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick awoke, it was so dark, he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from the opaque walls of his chamber.…

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Child Sneaking Downstairs to Catch Santa on Christmas Eve Finds Living Room Entrance Replaced with Fog Gate hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Child Sneaking Downstairs to Catch Santa on Christmas Eve Finds Living Room Entrance Replaced with...

"He’s growing up too fast. He’s going up against Nicholas, Saint of Cinder, totally under-leveled."

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God dammit I can’t believe I fell for the Minecraft scam I should’ve known it was just a Trojan virus
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If You Fell for the 'Day Before’ Scam, Here Are Some Totally Legit Games We Made That You Should Check Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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World of Warcraft Classic Hardcore Adds Dad Who Turns off the Internet When You Play Past Your Bedtime hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

World of Warcraft Classic Hardcore Adds Dad Who Turns off the Internet When You Play Past Your...

“It’s something I never knew I wanted, but now I can’t stop thinking about the possibilities. Ever since I was kicked out of the house, playing ‘WoW’ hasn’t really felt the same.”

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Jedi Council Encourages NoFap Policy For Improved Force Sensitivity hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Jedi Council Encourages NoFap Policy For Improved Force Sensitivity

"I’ve never felt closer to joining the Dark Side.”

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REPORT: Disney Only Producing 'Inside Out 2' On Order to Retain Copyright On Emotions hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

REPORT: Disney Only Producing 'Inside Out 2' On Order to Retain Copyright On Emotions

EMERYVILLE, Calif. — Disney and Pixar Studios are being forced to produce a sequel to Inside Out after being notified by their lawyers that their…

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Doctor Ignores Patient Spamming “I Need Healing” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Doctor Ignores Patient Spamming “I Need Healing”

“I am in need of healing. Therefore, they must heal me. That is their role and I will continue to make them aware of my status until I am no longer in need of healing,”

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Hard Drive's Tips For Ensuring Your Twitch Nudity Qualifies As Artistic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hard Drive's Tips For Ensuring Your Twitch Nudity Qualifies As Artistic

Twitch has made a controversial change to its terms of service, allowing for nudity on the platform. However, this nudity is limited to “artistic nudity”…

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If You Fell for the 'Day Before’ Scam, Here Are Some Totally Legit Games We Made That You Should Check Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

If You Fell for the 'Day Before’ Scam, Here Are Some Totally Legit Games We Made That You Should...

If you’re one of the people that felt tricked by ‘The Day Before,’ we’re here for you. That’s why—just for folks like you—we’ve compiled a…

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Player Who Bought Baldur’s Gate 3 on Release Date Just About Ready to Progress Past Character Creator hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Player Who Bought Baldur’s Gate 3 on Release Date Just About Ready to Progress Past Character...

Alvarez first purchased the dungeon crawler on its release date of August 3rd of this year and has 80 hours already logged to its menus.

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Every US Senator Ranked by How Much I Want to Visit Their Animal Crossing Island hard-drive.net/hd/list/every…

Every U.S. Senator Ranked by How Much I Want to Visit Their Animal Crossing Island

It’s a little known fact that every U.S. Senator is issued a Nintendo Switch and a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

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Podcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Podcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat

AKRON, Ohio — Podcaster Briana Giraud spent a full two hours setting up and testing her $2,000 audio rig in preparation for a casual Zoom…

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10 Tips for Fighting Seasonal Depression and Ultimately Failing Like You Do at Everything Else hard-drive.net/hd/10-tips-fo…

10 Tips for Fighting Seasonal Depression and Ultimately Failing Like You Do at Everything Else

Number 1: Start your fitness journey and film ALL OF IT.

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Biden’s Weed Pardons Effectively Undo Vice President Harris’ Life’s Work thehardtimes.net/culture/bid…

Biden's Weed Pardons Effectively Undo Vice President Harris' Life's Work

President Biden issued thousands of pardons related to marijuana possession in a move that experts say will negate decades of Vice President Harris’ career.

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Hard Drive Predicts CM Punk’s Feuds For 2024 hard-drive.net/hd/list/hard-…
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Persona 5 Fan Thrilled to Buy ‘Persona 5 Tactica’ at Launch and Again When It Gets a Rerelease hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Persona 5 Fan Thrilled to Buy ‘Persona 5 Tactica’ at Launch and Again When It Gets a Rerelease

SACRAMENTO — One avid Persona 5 fan was so excited for the recent release of spinoff Persona 5 Tactica that she had set money aside…

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