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11 Local Multiplayer Games Guaranteed to Ruin the Holidays hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

11 Local Multiplayer Games Guaranteed to Ruin the Holidays

The Holidays present a great opportunity to share your hobbies and interests with those you love, but sometimes it’s best to keep them to yourself.…

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Hard Drive Predicts CM Punk’s Feuds For 2024 hard-drive.net/hd/list/hard-…

Hard Drive Predicts CM Punk’s Feuds For 2024

The world of professional wrestling was once again set ablaze as the “Best In The World” CM Punk made his return to WWE at Survivor…

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Wikipedia Regretfully Announces It Will Have to Start Killing Hostages hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Wikipedia Regretfully Announces It Will Have to Start Killing Hostages

SAN FRANCISCO — Free, online encyclopedia Wikipedia has released a new banner announcing that the reference site will be forced to execute hostages if their…

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“Please Stop Insulting Me on My Size,” Our Interview With Tiny Widdle Baby Tom Holland hard-drive.net/hd/list/pleas…

“Please Stop Insulting Me on My Size,” Our Interview With Tiny Widdle Baby Tom Holland

We sat down with tiny widdle baby actor Tom Holland to discuss his upcoming projects and his life as a celebrity.

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I told you guys I hit that guy, you didn't believe me.
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Update: Attack You Landed in 2012 Dark Souls Invasion Just Registered hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Report: Bethesda Recommending Bored Starfield Players Try Spiritual Prequel Called Skyrim hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Bethesda Recommending Bored Starfield Players Try Spiritual Prequel Called Skyrim

Maryland – Recent reports confirm Bethesda Softworks has begun recommending bored Starfield players look into the game’s compelling medieval prequel, popularly known as Skyrim.  “I…

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All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

All 9 Seasons of 'The Office' Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…

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It IS a Christmas track! If you look closely, you can see Christmas trees in the city below!
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At least they’ve got Donut Plains in its rightful place
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Hard Drive's Tier List of All 96 Mario Kart 8 Tracks hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Gollum Claims Raw Fish Diet Responsible for His Incredible Longevity hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gollum Claims Raw Fish Diet Responsible for His Incredible Longevity

MIDDLE EARTH — Local hermit Gollum credited his pescetarian diet for his 500-year lifespan, nearly five times higher than that of a typical hobbit. “The…

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New 4K Remaster of Taxi Driver Will Reveal Who Travis Bickle’s Reflection Was Talking To hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New 4K Remaster of Taxi Driver Will Reveal Who Travis Bickle’s Reflection Was Talking To

NEW YORK — A newly remastered version of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver will reveal the identity of the mysterious figure with whom the reflection of…

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Hard Drive's Tier List of All 96 Mario Kart 8 Tracks hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hard Drive's Tier List of All 96 Mario Kart 8 Tracks

Mario Kart 8 released in 2014 on the Wii U with the standard 32 tracks – 16 new and 16 returning “retro” tracks – split…

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15 Floridians We’d Rather See Get a Life Sentence Than the Autistic 18-Year-Old GTA6 Hacker hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

15 Floridians We’d Rather See Get a Life Sentence Than the Autistic 18-Year-Old GTA6 Hacker

So I don’t know much about this hacker or his organization, Lapsus$, really none of us do. This fella though has been identified as Arion…

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Report: Wow, This Is Not as Easy as Hitman Made It Look hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Wow, This Is Not as Easy as Hitman Made It Look

COLOMBIA, S.C. — We all love a good Hitman mission. You get your intel, you choose your equipment, and you use the world around you…

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Bobby Kotick Screams Himself Hoarse In Touching Farewell Voicemail to Employees hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bobby Kotick Screams Himself Hoarse In Touching Farewell Voicemail to Employees

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Employees at Activision Blizzard received an unexpected farewell message from their soon-to-be former CEO Bobby Kotick in their voicemail inbox recently,…

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U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

U.S. Announces Plan to Withdraw All Troops from Donkey Kong Country by Christmas

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump took to Twitter last night to announce that all American forces currently serving overseas in Donkey Kong Country are expected…

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GTA 6 Hacker In Prison Until GTA 7 Comes Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

GTA 6 Hacker In Prison Until GTA 7 Comes Out

"The release of GTA 7 will be much longer than a life sentence. Perhaps never, depending on the yearly revenue of GTA 6 Online.”

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Every ‘Dead by Daylight’ Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas hard-drive.net/hd/list/dead-…

Every 'Dead by Daylight' Killer Ranked By How Likely They Are to Celebrate Christmas

Somehow no one has dissected who among them would be most likely to celebrate everyone's favorite holiday.

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