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Actually buying indie games sends you to hell
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20 Easy Good Deeds to Farm Your Way off of the Naughty List hard-drive.net/hd/list/20-ea…
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best way to start a fight with the family over the holidays via some couch co-op is 40% right now
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Make me regret this one
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Vengeful God Born of Man’s Greed Killed by Small Group of Japanese High Schoolers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Vengeful God Born of Man’s Greed Killed by Small Group of Japanese High Schoolers

KYOTO, Japan — The physical manifestation of the insidious subconscious thoughts that plague all men descended upon Japan recently, and was quickly felled by a…

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Dave Filoni Forced to Kill Master George Lucas Before Becoming Chief Creative Lead on Star Wars hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dave Filoni Forced to Kill Master George Lucas Before Becoming Chief Creative Lead on Star Wars

SAN FRANCISCO — Dave Filoni was forced to strike down auteur filmmaker George Lucas before taking on his new role as Chief Creative Lead at…

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Professor Oak Admits to Making Random Shit Up for Pokedex Entries hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Professor Oak Admits to Making Random Shit Up for Pokedex Entries

PALLET TOWN — Professor Samuel Oak reportedly admitted to “making random shit up” for various Pokémon in the Pokédex in a heated press conference, shocked…

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Hasbro Makes First Foray Into Video Game Industry, Lays Off 1,100 Workers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hasbro Makes First Foray Into Video Game Industry, Lays Off 1,100 Workers

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro, one of the largest toy and board game manufacturers, has now set its sights on the video game industry. According to…

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20 Easy Good Deeds to Farm Your Way off of the Naughty List

It’s getting down to the wire, gamers. Christmas lists have long been finalized, presents have been ordered, and zero hour approaches. You can’t count on…

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Sole Remaining Twitter Engineer Successfully Blows on Cartridge Then Plugs Server Back In hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Sole Remaining Twitter Engineer Successfully Blows on Cartridge Then Plugs Server Back In

SAN FRANCISCO —  The last remaining engineer at Twitter/X reportedly blew on the SNES-style cartridge which holds the entire website together, then plugged it back…

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YouTuber James Somerton Releases Suspiciously Familiar 4-Hour Apology Video hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

YouTuber James Somerton Releases Suspiciously Familiar 4-Hour Apology Video

Hard Drive reached out to Somerton for comment, who responded by asking Hard Drive for comment in turn on an article he was writing titled “YouTuber James Somerton Releases Suspiciously Familiar...

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20 Dec 2023
Gamer "Handling Breakup Well" Redownloads Disco Elysium hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer "Handling Breakup Well" Redownloads Disco Elysium

“I’m not even playing the side quests about being an unlovable shell of a man that breaks anything he touches, honest, I’m just focused on the ones about societal collapse."

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Bobby Kotick Retires to Focus on Overseeing Toxic Culture of Harassment at Home hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bobby Kotick Retires to Focus on Overseeing Toxic Culture of Harassment at Home

SANTA MONICA — Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick announced he is stepping down from his executive role at the video game holding company in order…

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20 Dec 2023
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Jirard Completes Career

As of press time, Jirard was seen paying a lawyer $400 an hour to ask if he could sue the entire internet.

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We Sat Down With the Insomniac Hacker. They Asked to Remain Anonymous But Confirmed it Was an Inside Job hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Sat Down With the Insomniac Hacker. They Asked to Remain Anonymous But Confirmed it Was an...

Hard Drive: Hey thanks for sitting down with us, we really appreciate it! Hacker: You’re very welcome, just as long as no one finds out who I am! Of course not, Clank. So, what motivated you to hack...

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Warner Bros Discovery to Acquire You hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Warner Bros Discovery to Acquire You

According to sources within the company, Warner Bros. Discovery is in talks to acquire you by any means necessary. David Zaslav has supposedly met with…

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Me when he spawns behind me after opening a chest in the Lost Bastille
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20 Dec 2023
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should I jump into a new city builder/sim game this evening and then after what felt like 1-2 hours realize the sun is already coming up and I am now in nocturnal gamer mode
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15 Dec 2023
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20 Dec 2023
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what about the bdsm tree creature from the ds2 sunken king dlc?
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