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US Senate Releases Hot Coffee Mod hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

US Senate Releases Hot Coffee Mod

WASHINGTON — The American people have a new reason to get interested in politics as the Senate has officially released its Hot Coffee mod, according…

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Gamer "Handling Breakup Well" Redownloads Disco Elysium hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer "Handling Breakup Well" Redownloads Disco Elysium

“I’m not even playing the side quests about being an unlovable shell of a man that breaks anything he touches, honest, I’m just focused on the ones about societal collapse."

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Jirard Completes Career hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Jirard Completes Career

As of press time, Jirard was seen paying a lawyer $400 an hour to ask if he could sue the entire internet.

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Dark Souls Enemies Ranked by How Much I Did Not Expect Them There hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dark Souls Enemies Ranked by How Much I Did Not Expect Them There

Above all, the Dark Souls series is known for its intricate lore, smart, vertical level design, and memorable bosses. Oh, and all of the guys.…

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Armed Robber at Trading Card Store Tells Everyone to Get Face Down and in Defense Position hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Armed Robber at Trading Card Store Tells Everyone to Get Face Down and in Defense Position

A panic broke out at the Kame Game shop recently when a suspected armed robber reportedly entered the store and instructed everyone inside to get…

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Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’

Jackbox Games released an update to their suite of party games last night, adding a hard mode that bans the use of the word “cum.”

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Twitch Rolls Back Artistic Nudity Policy After Realizing Nothing on Twitch Can Be Considered Artistic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Twitch Rolls Back Artistic Nudity Policy After Realizing Nothing on Twitch Can Be Considered...

“After our former CEO Emmett left, nobody in the office had actually ever been on the site."

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Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison

LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…

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All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

All 9 Seasons of 'The Office' Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard

Fear not, Dunderheads! While popular comedy series The Office will be leaving Netflix in 2021, Tenor has announced that every episode will now be available…

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We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What Their Favorite Indie Game Is So You Can Ignore Them All At Once hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What Their Favorite Indie Game Is So You Can Ignore Them All At...

Hard Drive writers recommend their favorite indie games.

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Ranking Mario Enemies Based on How Fun They Would Be to Jump On hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ranking Mario Enemies Based on How Fun They Would Be to Jump On

Everyone’s favorite plumber with a ‘stache certainly has a lot going for him. From undefined relationships with princesses, to rivals that are literally anti-versions of…

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Warhammer Player Killed in Tragic Pile of Shame Collapse hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Warhammer Player Killed in Tragic Pile of Shame Collapse

ATLANTA — The body of 31 year old Davis Grim was found buried under a mound of plastic in his Brookhaven home this past Tuesday…

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Marvel Announces Coin Toss Will Decide Whether They Cast Javier Bardem as Galactus or Kill Him hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Marvel Announces Coin Toss Will Decide Whether They Cast Javier Bardem as Galactus or Kill Him

"Coin flip. If I get it right he would cast me as Galactus in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. If not, I would never act again. More specifically, he said he’s going to kill me.”

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Body Positive Enemy Boss Refuses to Cover Up Giant, Glowing Weak Spot hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Body Positive Enemy Boss Refuses to Cover Up Giant, Glowing Weak Spot

“We’re all very proud of the boss,” said one of Gothar’s minions, whose true name cannot be written or pronounced in any human language, but asked that we call them Debbie.

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Lickitung is a saint compared to this abomination but it seems like ever family has it's black sheep
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Hard Drive's Top 10 Most Godless Pokémon hard-drive.net/hd/list/pokem…
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Rebel Moons Marketing Budget Mostly Spent Reminding People It’s Not Star Wars hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Rebel Moons Marketing Budget Mostly Spent Reminding People It’s Not Star Wars

LOS ANGELES – Hollywood insiders reveal Rebel Moon’s marketing budget has been spent mostly on reminding people that it isn’t a Star Wars movie. “Yes,…

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REPORT: Visiting Friend Doesn't Suck at Mortal Kombat, Just Used to Smaller TV hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

REPORT: Visiting Friend Doesn't Suck at Mortal Kombat, Just Used to Smaller TV

After the fifth consecutive fatality, lifelong friend Greg Udokis has reportedly called it a night, citing difficulty competing on your 85” OLED 4K 120Hz TV.…

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REPORT: Person Playing This Mobile Game Ad Sucks Shit hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

REPORT: Person Playing This Mobile Game Ad Sucks Shit

Sacramento, CA — A horrifying new report confirms that the person playing the mobile game Gardenscapes in a recent advertisement sucks ass. “They were this…

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