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Jackbox Announces Crossover with SAW Franchise for Next Party Pack hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Jackbox Announces Crossover with SAW Franchise for Next Party Pack

IN YOUR LIVING ROOM – With both franchises achieving a landmark 10th entry and the fresh announcement of SAW XI, the Game Masters at SAW…

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Hard Drive's Top 10 Most Godless Pokémon hard-drive.net/hd/list/pokem…

Hard Drive's Top 10 Most Godless Pokémon

Godlessness is rife not just in our world, but also in the world of Pokémon. Save yourself from a world of hellfire, damnation, and annoying Pokémon cries.

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Conan Releases 15-Hour Clueless Gamer Episode Where He Beats Entire Demon’s Souls Remake Without Getting Hit in Total Silence hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Conan Releases 15-Hour Clueless Gamer Episode Where He Beats Entire Demon's Souls Remake Without...

In a string of videos released alongside the final of Conan on TBS, comedian and talk show host Conan O’Brien aired the final episode of “Clueless Gamer.”

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Colorblind Traveler Dies After Buying Wrong Potions hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Colorblind Traveler Dies After Buying Wrong Potions

“It was unclear to us at first why anyone would start chugging rarity potions instead of fireproof potions upon entering an active volcano. It became a lot clearer to us after noticing the utter lack...

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US Government Admits They Funded, Instigated Dance Dance Revolution hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

US Government Admits They Funded, Instigated Dance Dance Revolution

"The democratically elected president, Professor Funk-Phasmic, had advocated communist ideals, a socialist agenda, and slamming beats."

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WWE 2K24 to Include Unfinished Story Mode hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

WWE 2K24 to Include Unfinished Story Mode

“If they won’t let us finish the story as Cody now, what game will it be? 2K25? 2K26?

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Rockstar Reveals GTA 6 NPCs Will Feel Real Pain, Fear hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Reveals GTA 6 NPCs Will Feel Real Pain, Fear

“When you steal a car, the NPC you steal from will process that stolen car as genuine loss. That’s not just a car, that was a gift given to them on their twenty-first birthday by their father who...

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Gamer Too Hungry to Sleep, Too Tired to Eat, Just Miserable Enough to Solo Queue Ranked hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Too Hungry to Sleep, Too Tired to Eat, Just Miserable Enough to Solo Queue Ranked

SEATTLE – Local gamer William Irons reportedly hasn’t left his basement to eat or sleep in 14 hours, instead opting to spend his only day…

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Report: Bethesda Recommending Bored Starfield Players Try Spiritual Prequel Called Skyrim hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Bethesda Recommending Bored Starfield Players Try Spiritual Prequel Called Skyrim

Maryland – Recent reports confirm Bethesda Softworks has begun recommending bored Starfield players look into the game’s compelling medieval prequel, popularly known as Skyrim.  “I…

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Internet Unveils Terrible New Order to Watch Star Wars Movies hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Internet Unveils Terrible New Order to Watch Star Wars Movies

CORUSCANT – The Star Wars subreddit has reportedly decided to continue being as pretentious as possible, this time by having a seven hundred comment thread…

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Disgusting: No Son of Mine Is Going to "Grind" for Cosmetics hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Disgusting: No Son of Mine Is Going to "Grind" for Cosmetics

ATLANTA – As a father, I need to make sure my children are raised correctly and after overhearing my son chatting with his friends on…

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Conservatives Call Bullshit on ‘Spider-Verse’ Fan Theory Claiming Miles Morales Is Black hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Conservatives Call Bullshit on 'Spider-Verse' Fan Theory Claiming Miles Morales Is Black

Conservatives nationwide are rolling their collective eyes at a new fan theory that Miles Morales from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is black.

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Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to Randomly Change the Rules of Battle hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to...

The Pokémon Company introduced a new alternate Charmander evolution, Gerrymander, which will be totally unbeatable.

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LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her exams despite continuously preparing for…

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical

NEW YORK — Famed scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson told a captive locked up in his basement this evening that his emotional responses were “incredibly illogical,”…

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