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Subreddit Consumed by Heated Debate About Whether Or Not BoJack Horseman Is a Furry Show hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Subreddit Consumed by Heated Debate About Whether Or Not BoJack Horseman Is a Furry Show

INTERNET — A spirited debate has erupted among fans on the r/BojackHorseman subreddit over whether the eponymous character of the popular animated series is, in…

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If You Think Napoleon Is Inaccurate, Get the Fuck Ready for Gladiator 2 (a Guest Column by Ridley Scott) hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

If You Think Napoleon Is Inaccurate, Get the Fuck Ready for Gladiator 2 (a Guest Column by Ridley...

I don’t think I made myself clear. I only gave those who questioned Napoleon’s inaccuracy a quick glance, telling them to fuck off, Now, I…

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Report: Mega Man Supports Second Amendment Rights, "Literally Doesn't Have a Choice" hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Mega Man Supports Second Amendment Rights, "Literally Doesn't Have a Choice"

MONSTEROPOLIS – With Robot Master elections looming, many of the city’s most prominent  citizens are being asked for their views on the nominees and their…

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So-Called Atheist Still Holds Down B While Catching Pokémon hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

So-Called Atheist Still Holds Down B While Catching Pokémon

MOLINE, Ill. — Sources close to alleged atheist Bryce Rocha have confirmed that despite his insistence that believing in God is a childish fantasy, he…

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Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough...

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Aaron Collins was seen leaving a local Street Fighter tournament with a dejected look on his face after once again confirming…

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Gaming YouTuber Takes on the Woke Mob by Screaming Into Webcam Until He Passes Out hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gaming YouTuber Takes on the Woke Mob by Screaming Into Webcam Until He Passes Out

Upon coming across yet another example of dreaded Wokeness taking over his favorite hobby, local gaming YouTuber ‘Based Sigma Gamer 420’ decided to take drastic…

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How to Cope: “Modern Classic” You Grew up With Now Just Considered “Classic” hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How to Cope: “Modern Classic” You Grew up With Now Just Considered “Classic”

"We’re not talking about NES games here. GTA IV was on the Xbox 360! I didn’t think I was that old… but ever since I listened to that podcast, my back has been hurting.”

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Report: The Inside of a Super Monkey Ball Smells Like Shit hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: The Inside of a Super Monkey Ball Smells Like Shit

A study released by a team of researchers has confirmed that the inside of a super monkey ball indeed smells strongly of shit.

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Update: Attack You Landed in 2012 Dark Souls Invasion Just Registered hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Update: Attack You Landed in 2012 Dark Souls Invasion Just Registered

"He rolls off a cliff and dies, but I get the death screen instead, and now I swear to God my game's in French and my landline doesn't work anymore."

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MW3 to Optimize File Size of Bullets From 30GB to 29GB: "Best We Can Do" Says Activision hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

MW3 to Optimize File Size of Bullets From 30GB to 29GB: "Best We Can Do" Says Activision

“We at Activision and Infinity Ward continue to listen to our dedicated fans and we can proudly say we have reduced the file size of bullets by a significant 3%,”

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What Is the Most Popular Anime in Each State? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…
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Nintendo Themed Restaurant Sues You at the End of Meal hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nintendo Themed Restaurant Sues You at the End of Meal

A restaurant inside of Universal Studios reportedly sues you for a large sum of money after you complete your meal, sources have confirmed. 

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What Is the Most Popular Anime in Each State? hard-drive.net/hd/list/what-…

What Is the Most Popular Anime in Each State?

Today we’ll take a look at what we’ve determined are inarguably the most popular anime in each state of the US.

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Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces

Tattoo parlor The Lazy Tiger has announced a controversial ban on several hate symbols and also the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda.

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Six Dead After Jerma Lets Twitch Vote on When He Can Use His Brakes hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

Six Dead After Jerma Lets Twitch Vote on When He Can Use His Brakes

Elbertson was arrested by the BPD after killing six people during a stream in which he let chat users vote when his car is allowed to stop.

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Perfect! Man’s Extensive Funko Pop Collection Lost in House Fire hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Perfect! Man’s Extensive Funko Pop Collection Lost in House Fire

Family and friends of Funko Pop collector Tom Richards caught a lucky break this afternoon when his home burned to the ground taking his entire Funko Pop with it to hell, sources confirmed.

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Poor Attention Span Only Thing Preventing Man From Being Radicalized Online hard-drive.net/hd/politics/p…

Poor Attention Span Only Thing Preventing Man From Being Radicalized Online

“Listen, if you actually watch the evidence, you can clearly see that, um, well— the cop never… he’s clearly, uh… clearly the cop is—” said Aaronson before trailing off and waving his hand in the air...

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Embarrassed Rimworld Player Admits to Making Colony Generally Pleasant, Friendly Place to Live hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Embarrassed Rimworld Player Admits to Making Colony Generally Pleasant, Friendly Place to Live

He also generally strives to create a society which not only provides a decent life to its own citizens, but also treats its neighbors with compassion and dignity.

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New Meal Kit Takes Hassle out of Cooking for Whoever Can Steal It off Your Porch First hard-drive.net/hd/new-meal-k…

New Meal Kit Takes Hassle out of Cooking for Whoever Can Steal It off Your Porch First

Customers receive an instant text message when your package is dropped off, and a second text message once someone has stolen it.

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