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Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
11 Dec 2023
10 Best Farming Games to Make You Forget Real Life Is Endless Suffering hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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12 Dec 2023
United States Reveals National Debt Is Actually Owed to Tom Nook hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

United States Reveals National Debt Is Actually Owed to Tom Nook

"He's actually a very generous man. We still owe him for rebuilding the White House after the War of 1812, but he hasn't bothered us once."

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12 Dec 2023
Okay, I know with these meme websites, sometimes people just read the headline, get a chuckle out of that, and call it a day. But I seriously busted up at their quite very well deserved digs at the most recent Video Game Awards in this article. Nicely done ;)
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12 Dec 2023
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Sony and Nintendo to Skip E3's Funeral and Do Their Own Presentations hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sony and Nintendo to Skip E3's Funeral and Do Their Own Presentations

“In honor of E3, we’re excited to announce The Last of Us Part I: E3 Edition, which is exactly the same but the box has the E3 logo on it."

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Physicists Warn Any Further Condensing of Live Action One Piece Plot Could Catalyze Black Hole hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Physicists Warn Any Further Condensing of Live Action One Piece Plot Could Catalyze Black Hole

Early warning signs show several thousand new fanfics are now orbiting the series and De Santo expects many more to appear after the inevitable addition of Nico Robin to the cast.

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Opinion: This Boss Theme Kinda Slaps Oh Shit, I’m Dead hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: This Boss Theme Kinda Slaps Oh Shit, I’m Dead

According to reports a gamer could be seen bopping her head to the music of the game’s pivotal boss fight shortly before oh shit, she died.

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Report: Horndog Reply Guy Has Best Vocabulary You’ve Ever Seen hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Report: Horndog Reply Guy Has Best Vocabulary You’ve Ever Seen

"Behold a resplendent object, d'art your luscious bosom an exquisite fusion of sinuous curves and precise angles."

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10 Best Farming Games to Make You Forget Real Life Is Endless Suffering hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

10 Best Farming Games to Make You Forget Real Life Is Endless Suffering

What is life? It’s a question that humans have been asking themselves since at least George Harrison made that song. Well, in the year of…

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13-Year Old: Epic Games Is Turning Fortnite Into a Game for 12-Year Olds hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

13-Year Old: Epic Games Is Turning Fortnite Into a Game for 12-Year Olds

“If you play Fortnite, you seriously have no rizz. From now on, we’re only playing games that take us seriously, like Minecraft.”

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Uh-Oh: No One Else at Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament Using Smutty, Borderline Pornographic Playmat hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Uh-Oh: No One Else at Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament Using Smutty, Borderline Pornographic Playmat

PHILADELPHIA — A Yu-Gi-Oh player arrived at his local tournament earlier today with a deck box and dreams of qualifying for nationals, only to stop…

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Review: Faithful Remake of Perfect Game Lacks Innovation hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Review: Faithful Remake of Perfect Game Lacks Innovation

Gamers and critics alike bemoaned the lack of innovation in the faithful remake of game they previously referred to as both “perfect” and “an all-time classic.”

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“It’s Like Pokémon” Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

"It's Like Pokémon" Concerned Ape Confirms Penny, Robin, and Leah Are One Character

“What fans don't seem to realize is that many of these characters are actually just one iteration in a line. It's like Pokémon where, as the creature gains experience, it levels up and eventually...

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Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you used to play with Molly…

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‘The Legend of Zelda’ Film Production Halted Surrounding Animal Abuse Accusations hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

‘The Legend of Zelda’ Film Production Halted Surrounding Animal Abuse Accusations

At press time, it was heard that the cease had coincided with a planned pause, so as to allow the film’s teenage lead to age into his adult years before production resumes again in 2033

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Pretty Neat: This Hacked Ultrasound Machine Will Let Your Fetus Play Doom hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Pretty Neat: This Hacked Ultrasound Machine Will Let Your Fetus Play Doom

A group of medical students at Michigan State University have successfully modded an ultrasound machine to allow unborn fetuses to play 1993’s Doom on it.

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Relationship Enters New Level of Commitment by Starting One Piece Together hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Relationship Enters New Level of Commitment by Starting One Piece Together

“In recent years, more partnerships have been choosing to forgo traditional relationship milestones like marriage and having kids. Instead, we’re starting to see more non-traditional vows and...

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Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be hard-drive.net/news-games/ra…

Every Smash Bros. Character Ranked by How Good a Friend I Think They Would Be

Much debate has been had over which character is the most powerful. But the question remains: which one of them would be the best friend?

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Hard Drive @HardDriveMag
9 Dec 2023
Bungie to Release $300 Destiny Textbook to Help New Players Understand What the Hell is Happening hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Bungie to Release $300 Destiny Textbook to Help New Players Understand What the Hell is Happening

“I hate having to try to explain all the lore and story beats to my friends who try to play. With this textbook they'll finally be able to understand why they should spend the rest of their lives...

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8 Dec 2023
Every Version of Santa From Around the World Ranked by How Likely They’ll Overlook Your DUI and Get You That PS5 thehardtimes.net/lists/every…

Every Version of Santa From Around the World Ranked by How Likely They’ll Overlook Your DUI and Get...

Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and your drinking is out of control again!

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