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Marvel VFX Artist Secretly Models CGI Render of Family to Longingly Stare at During 18-Hour Shift hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Marvel VFX Artist Secretly Models CGI Render of Family to Longingly Stare at During 18-Hour Shift

Thomas Cromwell was reprimanded by Disney after managers found a CGI render of his family he created to stare at during his 18-hour shifts.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Prequel Video Game Takes Place in Time Before Everyone Was Mad About ‘Game of Thrones’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

‘Game of Thrones’ Prequel Video Game Takes Place in Time Before Everyone Was Mad About ‘Game of...

A prequel game based on Game of Thrones takes place in a time before people stopped being really angry about the ending of Game of Thrones.

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Fanfiction Boldly Challenges Reader’s Perceptions of How Goku and Naruto Would Fuck hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Fanfiction Boldly Challenges Reader’s Perceptions of How Goku and Naruto Would Fuck

Readers expressed excitement about a new smash-hit fanfic that boldly challenges the audience’s perceptions of how Goku and Naruto would fuck.

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How Dare They: Free Game Wanted Money All Along hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

How Dare They: Free Game Wanted Money All Along

Craig Jenkins’ reality was shattered today after discovering the free game he devoted so much storage space to install actually wanted money all along.

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Streamer Playing ‘Cult of the Lamb’ for Parasocial Viewers Worried It’s Too On-the-Nose hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Streamer Playing ‘Cult of the Lamb’ for Parasocial Viewers Worried It’s Too On-the-Nose

Amber “CroniK” Stokes is worried that playing the game Cult of the Lamb would be a little too on-the-nose for her parasocial viewers.

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In an Attempt to Make Amends, I Have Ranked Every Personal Attack on Me by How Accurate It Is (By...

Hi there everyone, it’s me. The author of the highly-controversial “Every Major Modern JRPG Series Ranked By How Embarrassed You Should Feel About Playing It”…

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Officially a Gamer: Mom’s Face Registers a Flicker of Recognition at the Word ‘Nintendo’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Officially a Gamer: Mom’s Face Registers a Flicker of Recognition at the Word ‘Nintendo’

Another gamer has just joined the ranks now that Helen Schmidtt registered a flicked of recognition when her son said the word0 “Nintendo.” 

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Glass Joe Decapitated in MMA Debut hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Glass Joe Decapitated in MMA Debut

NEW YORK — Longtime fan favorite amateur boxer Glass Joe was tragically killed less than a minute into his mixed martial arts debut, horrified sources…

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Guy Who’s Into Three Different Live Service Games Right Now Hasn’t Had Fun in Months hard-drive.net/hd/guy-whos-i…

Guy Who’s Into Three Different Live Service Games Right Now Hasn’t Had Fun in Months

A local gamer who has been grinding on three different live service games hasn’t had fun in several months, sources have confirmed. 

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In an Attempt to Make Amends, I Have Ranked Every Personal Attack on Me by How Accurate It Is (By...

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DEAL ALERT: Your Uncle With a ‘Sopranos’ Pinball Machine Has Been Rushed to the Hospital hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

DEAL ALERT: Your Uncle With a ‘Sopranos’ Pinball Machine Has Been Rushed to the Hospital

Your mom’s wealthy single brother, Uncle Brian, has been rushed to the hospital, and nobody will be fighting over his pinball machine if he croaks!

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one of our most popular designs is back as a hoodie! go get it in the store as a gift to remind your favorite gamer that they will never be able to legally download a video game. hardshoppes.com/products/you…
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Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest Heroes by discovering a very…

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Rockstar Confirms 21st Century Release Window for GTA 6 hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Confirms 21st Century Release Window for GTA 6

After years of speculation, Rockstar has confirmed that Grand Theft Auto 6 will definitely release before 2099, sources have confirmed.

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Man Goes on Fishing Minigame With His Son hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Goes on Fishing Minigame With His Son

Local man Tarik Morgbrine reportedly went on a fishing minigame with his son Gnosh, according to those familiar with the situation.

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Movie Earns $120 Million Domestically, $362 Million Globally, and a Suspicious $7 Galactically hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Movie Earns $120 Million Domestically, $362 Million Globally, and a Suspicious $7 Galactically

Leaving astrophysicists scratching their heads, a movie’s opening weekend had earned a suspicious $7 from beyond the reaches of our cosmos.

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