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Man Running From Monster Takes Quick Pitstop to Write “HE’S COMING” on Ceiling hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Man Running From Monster Takes Quick Pitstop to Write “HE’S COMING” on Ceiling

Eric Holmwood, a local investigative journalist, abruptly stopped running, grabbed a ladder and meticulously inscribed “HE’S COMING” on the ceiling.

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Sadistic UI Designer Buries Subtitle Option in Crevice of Random Menu hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sadistic UI Designer Buries Subtitle Option in Crevice of Random Menu

Dark-hearted UI designer Arnold Wright has placed the subtitle toggle in the deepest, most inaccessible crevice of the game’s subscreens.

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TV Character Has Longer Hair in This Scene So You Know It’s a Flashback hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

TV Character Has Longer Hair in This Scene So You Know It’s a Flashback

A character in Anaesthesia Blues was shown with longer hair in one scene so that viewers would know that it was a flashback scene.

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I felt this in my bones. What the fuck?
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Rockstar Confirms GTA 6 Will Let Players Live the Maniacal Crime Sprees of Rockstar Executives hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Rockstar Confirms GTA 6 Will Let Players Live the Maniacal Crime Sprees of Rockstar Executives

Rockstar Games has confirmed they are working on Grand Theft Auto 6 and that the game will follow the life of a Rockstar executive.

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Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature the ability to use rideshare…

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15 Little Known Facts About ‘Fortnite’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/fortn…

15 Little Known Facts About 'Fortnite'

While seemingly everything must be known about this free-to-play phenomenon, we think these 15 little known facts might surprise you!

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New Fortnite Trailer Just Hypnotic Spiral Telling Children to Buy $30 Worth of V-Bucks hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Fortnite Trailer Just Hypnotic Spiral Telling Children to Buy $30 Worth of V-Bucks

Epic Games released a new trailer for Chapter 4 Season 3 that some say was just a hypnotic spiral telling children to purchase $30 worth of v-bucks.

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Games We Want Remade Because We Refuse to Let the Past Die hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Games We Want Remade Because We Refuse to Let the Past Die

We here at Hard Drive are all True Gamers™. What that means is we’re experts who know no matter how great gaming gets, it will…

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Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A new study released by researchers at St. Joseph’s College has revealed that Hades players who are horny for all of the…

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New Super Nintendo World Area Offers Authentic Mario Experience of Being Beaten to Death By Large Ape hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Super Nintendo World Area Offers Authentic Mario Experience of Being Beaten to Death By Large...

Nintendo opened a new area in which visitors can have the authentic Mario experience of being beaten to death by a large ape. 

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Deathloop Review: Wait, What? No! It Can’t Be! I’ve Already Done This! hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Deathloop Review: Wait, What? No! It Can’t Be! I’ve Already Done This!

No, you’ve got to be kidding me. I don’t believe it. I don’t believe it! I’m right back where I started, reviewing Deathloop.

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GameStop Checkout Asks If You’d Like to Donate Power-Up Rewards Points to a Gamer in Need hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

GameStop Checkout Asks If You’d Like to Donate Power-Up Rewards Points to a Gamer in Need

A GameStop clerk has awkwardly asked if you’d like to donate your Power-Up Rewards balance to a destitute gamer in need.

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PRO PLAYER’S GUIDE: How to Get Sucked Into Your Steam Deck and Run Around Inside the Video Games hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

PRO PLAYER’S GUIDE: How to Get Sucked Into Your Steam Deck and Run Around Inside the Video Games

We’ve moved out of the “first impressions” phase and are fully into the “just what in the fuckin’ heck can this machine REALLY do?” phase.

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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking hard-drive.net/hd/technology…

DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

For probably like the next 30 seconds while he’s looking at his phone, the guy working the kiosk at the Walmart self checkout isn’t looking.

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Parents of Kid Playing PowerWash Simulator Worried He Might Not Get Into Guns hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Parents of Kid Playing PowerWash Simulator Worried He Might Not Get Into Guns

Parents of a boy playing PowerWash Simulator have reportedly grown concerned that their child won’t grow up fascinated with realistic gunplay. 

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Im sorry but this is bothering me way too much. >goofy crock pot placement >wood walls >science+alchemy machine >garden still hasnt been cleaned of debris(it takes like 2 seconds to do it) >base is built in a way no flingo could ever cover it completelly
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Ranking Survival Games by How Long My Friends Would Play Them With Me Before Losing Interest hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Every Major Modern JRPG Series Ranked By How Embarrassed You Should Feel About Playing Them hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Every Major Modern JRPG Series Ranked By How Embarrassed You Should Feel About Playing Them

Let’s be real here for a moment: video games can be kind of embarrassing. When someone else sees the fictional world you’ve chosen to inhabit…

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20 ‘Homestar Runner’ References to Really Show Your Age With hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
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Prophecy Didn’t Mention That Hero Would Spend Five Hours Stuck On Puzzle hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Prophecy Didn’t Mention That Hero Would Spend Five Hours Stuck On Puzzle

Residents of the Ancient Lands are dismayed that there was no mention in the prophecy that the hero would spend hours stuck on a puzzle.

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