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RPG Town Shop Goes Bankrupt After Buying $10,000 in Trinkets From Adventurer hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

RPG Town Shop Goes Bankrupt After Buying $10,000 in Trinkets From Adventurer

NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying $10,000 worth of useless trinkets…

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Mom Gives Kid Extra Half Hour of Video Games in Act of Generosity That Rivals the Deeds of Saint Francis of Assisi and Gandhi Combined hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mom Gives Kid Extra Half Hour of Video Games in Act of Generosity That Rivals the Deeds of Saint...

Timmy Wallams was shocked when his mother bestowed an extra half hour of gaming time in an act of generosity that rivals Saint Francis of Assisi. 

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PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken

Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree. But for me, it’s not…

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New Marvel TV Show Just Kevin Feige Sitting in Chair Explaining Lore You Need to Know for Next Film hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

New Marvel TV Show Just Kevin Feige Sitting in Chair Explaining Lore You Need to Know for Next Film

A new announcement from Marvel studios revealed a brand new MCU Disney+ exclusive show.

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Good Movie From Six Months Ago Real Piece of Shit These Days hard-drive.net/hd/good-movie…

Good Movie From Six Months Ago Real Piece of Shit These Days

A movie released to wide acclaim six months ago has turned out to actually be quite bad, recently discovered opinions have shown. 

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Walton Goggins Spends Hours Contorting and Morphing Face to Prepare for Fallout Role hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Walton Goggins Spends Hours Contorting and Morphing Face to Prepare for Fallout Role

In preparation for his role in Amazon Studios’ Fallout adaptation, actor Walton Goggins has gone to great lengths to get into the skin of his character.

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Sbarro Voted Best Pizza for People Already at the Mall for GameStop Reasons hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Sbarro Voted Best Pizza for People Already at the Mall for GameStop Reasons

“Yeah, Sbarro is fine. I don’t know,” said Pete Sobotka, a 28-year-old Sbarro customer with a plushie-packed GameStop shopping bag on his lap.

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Xbox Considers Raising Game Pass Price to $70 Per New Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Xbox Considers Raising Game Pass Price to $70 Per New Game

"These kinds of never-before-seen tactics are why gamers choose us, other than the looming threat of exclusive Elder Scrolls.”

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Ancient Doomsday Prophecy Forms Cute Little Rhyme When Translated Into Modern English hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Ancient Doomsday Prophecy Forms Cute Little Rhyme When Translated Into Modern English

An ominous message carved into an obelisk has been translated neatly into English as a jaunty rhyming verse.

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13 Games to Play After ‘Elden Ring’ No Longer Satisfies Your Masochistic Desire for Self Punishment hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

13 Games to Play After ‘Elden Ring’ No Longer Satisfies Your Masochistic Desire for Self Punishment

Are you looking for another challenge? Do you have this aching need to be punished? To have your body broken and your spirit crushed?

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Dream Threatens to Reveal Second Face in the Back of His Head hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Dream Threatens to Reveal Second Face in the Back of His Head

Tired of online ridicule, embattled YouTuber Dream recently threatened to reveal a deadly second face in the back of his head, sources confirmed.

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Heartwarming: Mario Still Lets Sonic Pretend They're Rivals hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Heartwarming: Mario Still Lets Sonic Pretend They're Rivals

Mario: “If-a-the SEGA men want him to beat me, that will be fun! We’re-a-doing the olympics again soon!"

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Nine-Year-Old Uses Fake ID to Purchase E10+ Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Nine-Year-Old Uses Fake ID to Purchase E10+ Game

As of press time the child was still at large, and police are warning the public that she could be armed with a copy of Sonic Frontiers.

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Ranking the Games I Bought on Black Friday by How Likely I Am to Ever Play Them hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ranking the Games I Bought on Black Friday by How Likely I Am to Ever Play Them

Black Friday might as well be a holy day for us gamers. It’s the time of year when prices finally go down and we can…

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Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

SPOKANE, Wash. — Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler tags when revealing that Princess…

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Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country

Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do you feel that you have…

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Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Respectfully ignoring the opportunity to press the X button and skip the entire sequence, local gamer Louis Moore reportedly sat through…

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New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic

NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition of a giant glowing ramp…

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Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Sony and Criterion Announce Team Up to Release Entire Collection on PSP UMDs

NEW YORK — In a special broadcast from the Criterion Closet, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO and President Jim Ryan announced a collaboration between the two…

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Ridley Scott Defends Decision to Have Napoleon Constantly Ripping a Juul hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Ridley Scott Defends Decision to Have Napoleon Constantly Ripping a Juul

“I’m sorry, were these critics alive and walking around in post-revolutionary France?” complained the octogenarian filmmaker.

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