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New Valorant Patch Includes Software to Detect People Who Die On Purpose Just to Grab A Snack hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

New Valorant Patch Includes Software to Detect People Who Die On Purpose Just to Grab A Snack

"He doesn’t even buy a gun. He just runs at the enemies, dies, then two minutes later I hear crunching on voice chat.”

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Boring, Uncultured Leaker Only Shares Government Secrets Instead of Next Smash Bros Release Date hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Boring, Uncultured Leaker Only Shares Government Secrets Instead of Next Smash Bros Release Date

“We plan to neutralize multiple high-profile threats to our democracy within the next month,” read the documents, making no gesture as to whether a future Smash title would be on the Switch or a...

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Chris Pratt Announced as New Voice of Your Internal Dialogue hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Chris Pratt Announced as New Voice of Your Internal Dialogue

"I have a nice voice and I want you to hear it,” explained Pratt via press conference inside your own head, addressed directly to you.

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HUGE Black Friday Deal: Your Entire Backlog STILL AVAILABLE at *No Additional Cost!* hard-drive.net/uncategorized…

HUGE Black Friday Deal: Your Entire Backlog STILL AVAILABLE at *No Additional Cost!*

Whether you're thinking about catching up with Horizon Forbidden West or some Nintendo game from five years ago that's $10 off, consider this HUGE deal.

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“Carpool Karaoke” Drastically Improved by Self-Driving Car hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

“Carpool Karaoke” Drastically Improved by Self-Driving Car

CBS to replaced Late Late Show host James Corden with a self-driving car in his recurring segment “Carpool Karaoke.”

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Self-Loathing Protagonist Can’t Ever Fast Travel Because His Greatest Enemy Is Within hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Self-Loathing Protagonist Can’t Ever Fast Travel Because His Greatest Enemy Is Within

Gunner Mayhew reportedly had an epiphany Friday when he was unable to fast travel due to an enemy nearby — his own psyche. 

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Egomaniacal Man Attempts to Play God and Build His Own PC hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Egomaniacal Man Attempts to Play God and Build His Own PC

Seth Reyes attempted to harness the powers of God Himself by building his own computer from scratch.

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15 Little Known Facts About ‘Donkey Kong Country’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/15-li…
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Movie “Only in Theaters Friday” Actually in Theaters for a Few Weeks After That Too hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Movie “Only in Theaters Friday” Actually in Theaters for a Few Weeks After That Too

A trailer claims that a film will “only [be] in theaters this Friday” despite the fact that it will actually be in theaters for a few weeks.

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Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving

Josh and Benny Safdie returned home for Thanksgiving, forcing them to do whatever necessarily to survive the neon streets of New York City.

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Apple Adds Complaining Gamer Emoji hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Apple Adds Complaining Gamer Emoji

Apple has announced its latest wave of new emojis and they include one long-requested: a gamer complaining about something. 

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Incredible: Indie Game You Wishlisted 6 Years Ago Now 18% Off hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Incredible: Indie Game You Wishlisted 6 Years Ago Now 18% Off

“I’m not really sure why I was interested or what it’s about, but I know a discount when I see one.”

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Uh Oh: Netflix Exec Seen Enjoying Book Series That You Love hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Uh Oh: Netflix Exec Seen Enjoying Book Series That You Love

“This executive, he was just sitting there reading and nodding, even dog-earing pages and writing in the margins. I shudder to think what notes he might’ve been making.”

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Opinion: $70 Video Game Sets Dangerous Precedent for $80 Video Game hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Opinion: $70 Video Game Sets Dangerous Precedent for $80 Video Game

“Rising sea levels. Dehumanizing rhetoric. Anti-abortion rulings passed on high by unelected judges. I’m not talking about any of that. I’m talking about the price of video games.”

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Advice: How Accurately Can I Sing This Anime Theme Song Before It Feels Racist? hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Advice: How Accurately Can I Sing This Anime Theme Song Before It Feels Racist?

“It’s like, how precise can my Japanese accent be before it’s problematic?” said the self-proclaimed ‘otaku’. “Is it wrong to be flawless?”

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REVIEW: MW3’s Online Multiplayer Team Chat Harassment Is Innovative as Ever hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

REVIEW: MW3’s Online Multiplayer Team Chat Harassment Is Innovative as Ever

Hard Drive reviews: Modern Warfare 3 saved its innovation for the multiplayer mode, specifically the harassment from the voice chat feature.

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Geno’s Aunt at Thanksgiving Keeps Suggesting He Apply to Be in ‘Smash Bros’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Geno’s Aunt at Thanksgiving Keeps Suggesting He Apply to Be in ‘Smash Bros’

Geno, also known as ♡♪!?, had a frustrating conversation with his aunt after she suggested he “look into getting into that Smash Bros thing.”

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Ring Fit Adventure Controller Currently Under Four Pizza Boxes hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Ring Fit Adventure Controller Currently Under Four Pizza Boxes

Eric Hollenbeck was surprised to find the controller for Nintendo’s Ring Fit Adventure under pizza boxes in the corner of his apartment.

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Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Dentist Has Almost Collected All the Teeth

A dentist that has been an avid gamer all his life has happily reported that he’s nearly collected every type of tooth that can be found in the mouth. 

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Fake One Piece Fan Can’t Even Name 500 Episodes hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Fake One Piece Fan Can’t Even Name 500 Episodes

One Piece anime fan Tyler Robbins is actually a fraud, as evidenced by the fact that he can’t even name 500 episodes of the hit series.

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