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“Happiness Has No Place in Gaming,” Our Interview With Neil Druckmann hard-drive.net/hd/list/happi…
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Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’ hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer Refers to Permanent Indent in Couch as ‘Gaming Nook’

Floyd Hooper has begun using the phrase “gaming nook” to describe the deep valley in his couch where he sits while playing video games.

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Fucking hilarious reference with this one. The whole article is gold
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We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What Their Favorite Indie Game Is So You Can Ignore Them All At Once hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
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Every Macy’s Parade Balloon Ranked by Where We Think They’ll Place in an “Anything Goes” Fighting Tournament thehardtimes.net/lists/every…

Every Macy’s Parade Balloon Ranked by Where We Think They’ll Place in an “Anything Goes” Fighting...

These balloons have trained rigorously all year, but only one of them can be crowned Number One Under The Sun and float triumphantly over its bloodies, deflated competitors. So how will the tournam...

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DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely Anything hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely...

Local grieving mother and complete buffoon Liza Martinson has put her recently departed son’s Pokémon cards on sale for literal pennies!! 

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Scream Franchise Drops Actress Who Opposes Shocking, Brutal Killings hard-drive.net/hd/politics/s…

Scream Franchise Drops Actress Who Opposes Shocking, Brutal Killings

At press time, a leaked script revealed that the plot of Scream VII involved the protagonists hiding inside a hospital, forcing Ghostface to kill everyone within.

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First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit hard-drive.net/hd/tabletop-g…

First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit

A first edition printing of the Magic: the Gathering card has quite clearly seen some pretty horrifying shit since it was printed in 1994.

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Gamers, rejoice! We've made yet another hour+ long list filled with opinions you're sure to take no issue with. It's Every SEGA Dreamcast Game Ranked From Worst To Best! Check it out youtube.com/C1-D5YUI4HU
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Unironically, this is a really solid list. Definitely some in here I need to check out
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Gamer's $60 Steam Purchase "Basically Free" Thanks to $1.07 Earned From Selling Steam Trading Cards hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Gamer's $60 Steam Purchase "Basically Free" Thanks to $1.07 Earned From Selling Steam Trading Cards

"Since my profits go directly back into my Steam wallet, I used my earnings on a new game purchase, making the remainder of the price feel negligible,” Gordon explained.

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Mobile Game Ads Clearly Building Cinematic Universe hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Mobile Game Ads Clearly Building Cinematic Universe

At press time, no mobile gaming insiders could explain whether the ‘X’ icon is a part of the ad designed to trick you or an actual button that will stop the ad successfully.

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Exhausted Ark Player Logs off After Long Session of Pressing ‘Join Server’ Button hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Exhausted Ark Player Logs off After Long Session of Pressing ‘Join Server’ Button

Phil Sharpe has emerged from his basement for the first time in days, starving and exhausted from continuously pressing the ‘join server’ button in Ark. According to his Steam friends, Sharpe has...

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Baldur's Gate Fan Suspicious of Girlfriend's New Gym Buddy "Dorvric the Undying" hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Baldur's Gate Fan Suspicious of Girlfriend's New Gym Buddy "Dorvric the Undying"

"She’s said he’s just a normal guy who happens to enjoy dabbling in the dark art of manipulating the border between life and death. We all have our interests. I’m not concerned.”

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We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What Their Favorite Indie Game Is So You Can Ignore Them All At Once hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

We Asked Every Hard Drive Writer What Their Favorite Indie Game Is So You Can Ignore Them All At...

Hard Drive writers recommend their favorite indie games.

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DLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of Chores hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

DLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of Chores

Gamers are praising the vast, colorful new landscapes of paid expansions to Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, which are dense with chores.

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PC Gamer Nostalgic for Era of Putting Entire Setup Into Car and Driving to Friend’s House hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

PC Gamer Nostalgic for Era of Putting Entire Setup Into Car and Driving to Friend’s House

A gamer recently waxed nostalgic about the bygone era of gaming that involved him unplugging all of his shit and throwing it in the back of his car.

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Movie a Bit Too Proud to Be From the Studio That Brought You ‘Venom’ hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…

Movie a Bit Too Proud to Be From the Studio That Brought You ‘Venom’

Sony released a trailer for their next upcoming film coming this summer, proudly toting to be brought to you from the studio that brought you ‘Venom.’

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Resident Evil Villager Spends Day Decorating Home With Boxes Containing Just a Single Shotgun Shell hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…

Resident Evil Villager Spends Day Decorating Home With Boxes Containing Just a Single Shotgun Shell

A Spanish villager has reportedly spent the day decorating their home with boxes and crates containing just a single shotgun shell.

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30 Things George R.R. Martin Is Doing Instead of Writing ‘The Winds of Winter’ hard-drive.net/hd/list/30-th…
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